Whatever you decide to do, pay extremely close attention to the following:
1. ALWAYS open her car door and shut it once she's in.
2. ALWAYS open other doors for her and let her walk through first.
3. DON'T swear, and watch your jokes. Both can make you look like an uncivilized asshole. Wait, shit. Don't say asshole. Fuck, I said shit.
4. When confronted by angry pygmies, position yourself between her and them so as to prevent her from catching a wayward spear tip. Tell her to run and back away from the pygmies slowly to cover her escape.
Pro tip: carry extra weighted javelins in case the pygmies have shields. Use the tried-and-true Roman method of lodging the javelins into their shields and forcing them to drop them due to the excessive weight on their forearms. Enemies without shields help to even the odds.
1. ALWAYS open her car door and shut it once she's in.
2. ALWAYS open other doors for her and let her walk through first.
3. DON'T swear, and watch your jokes. Both can make you look like an uncivilized asshole. Wait, shit. Don't say asshole. Fuck, I said shit.
4. When confronted by angry pygmies, position yourself between her and them so as to prevent her from catching a wayward spear tip. Tell her to run and back away from the pygmies slowly to cover her escape.
Pro tip: carry extra weighted javelins in case the pygmies have shields. Use the tried-and-true Roman method of lodging the javelins into their shields and forcing them to drop them due to the excessive weight on their forearms. Enemies without shields help to even the odds.