Last night I was sound asleep dreaming of throwing a knife into a would be mugger's stomach in Washington D.C. (seriously)...when i was rudely awakened.
My wife, in her sleep, had grabbed a glass of water on the night stand, and dumped it on me, probably 8oz of H2O. She said she was dreaming of watering a plant that was dried out.
2 weeks ago she punched me in the throat in my sleep.
3 weeks ago she kneed me in the kidney while I was facing the other way.
Anybody else get their ass kicked nightly by their loved one? Should I get some riot gear to sleep in?
My wife, in her sleep, had grabbed a glass of water on the night stand, and dumped it on me, probably 8oz of H2O. She said she was dreaming of watering a plant that was dried out.
2 weeks ago she punched me in the throat in my sleep.
3 weeks ago she kneed me in the kidney while I was facing the other way.
Anybody else get their ass kicked nightly by their loved one? Should I get some riot gear to sleep in?
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