give her some dick before bed...problem solved...women who are smiling in their sleep don't try to kick your ass
I got watered last night
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The thread title made me think of Sgt. Bilko.
Pfc. Wally Holbrook: Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate?
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Why, what's wrong with Doberman?
Pfc. Wally Holbrook: He wet his bed?
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Oh, well, once in a while...
Pfc. Wally Holbrook: [Cuts off Bilko] No, he did it from across the room.
Pfc. Wally Holbrook: Speaking of Doberman, can I please have another roommate?
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Why, what's wrong with Doberman?
Pfc. Wally Holbrook: He wet his bed?
Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Oh, well, once in a while...
Pfc. Wally Holbrook: [Cuts off Bilko] No, he did it from across the room.
probably involuntary manslaughter
She has been sleepwalking too lately, she went to the bathroom one night and never returned...I found her sleeping on the toilet.
I prefer jelly.
we used to water people in boarding school as a form of hazing...anywhere from 2-5+ guys would kick in the door of the unsuspecting victim and dump desk size trashcans of water on the person and then hightail it out of there 
we used to water people in boarding school as a form of hazing...anywhere from 2-5+ guys would kick in the door of the unsuspecting victim and dump desk size trashcans of water on the person and then hightail it out of there
We usually just take random items and stack them up at bedroom doors/bathrooms. My roommate found a lawnmower in his shower one time
we were sitting on my buddy rickys couch hanging out with his room mate after her had passed out drunk. Next thing you know ricky comes out of the room, walks to the kitchen, opens the dish washer and pisses in it. He closed it and locked it like he was putting down the seat and flushing
They threw it away, dishes would never feel "clean" again
we were sitting on my buddy rickys couch hanging out with his room mate after her had passed out drunk. Next thing you know ricky comes out of the room, walks to the kitchen, opens the dish washer and pisses in it. He closed it and locked it like he was putting down the seat and flushing
They threw it away, dishes would never feel "clean" again
I've got that beat. In college me, a friend, his girlfriend, and the resident of this townhouse got really trashed one night. In the middle of the night/morning the girlfriend came upstairs and woke me and the resident up. She said, I NEED SOME HELP. So we go downstairs to find her boyfriend doing something on the dryer door and a rancid ass smell. We turned on the lights and he was sitting there in his underwear smearing shit around on the dryer door (the kind that open downwards). He said he was making art.
actually, by just not giving a crap (no pun intended)
He really couldn't care what anyone thinks....and he ended up marrying the girl with him during his poo art phase. He's a good guy but he just had way too much alcohol.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I don't think there's enough booze on the planet to make me do that
ya, crapping on the dryer is just bad form.
You have to do it on some sort of displayable canvas if you want it to be taken seriously as art.
Agreed. Unfortunately this was before the day and age of cell phone cameras, otherwise it could have been an internet classic.