I asked Kiwi if she wanted to split this with me for dessert tonight

[water]

Ok, any one of you, right now honestly tell me that if she walked up to in a bar or something and said "Would you like to buy me a drink?" and things went from there that you would indeed NOT hit that.

You ALL know you would, and you'd enjoy the hell out of it too.

 

[Valve1138]

Who's saying they wouldn't?

 

[my little brony]

yeah, saying I don't like fake tits is not the same as saying I'd kick her out of bed

 

[fly]

Her elbows are pointy.

 

[APRIL]

I don't know... her elbows are definitely too pointy.


Edit: beaten.

 

[my little brony]

I don't know... her elbows are definitely too pointy.


Edit: beaten.

which reminds me, an hour ago I saw a bumper sticker on the back of a cop car that said THERES NO EXCUSE FOR DOMESTIC VIOLENCE


apparently there is

 

[Onnotangu]

Ok, any one of you, right now honestly tell me that if she walked up to in a bar or something and said "Would you like to buy me a drink?" and things went from there that you would indeed NOT hit that.

You ALL know you would, and you'd enjoy the hell out of it too.

I would not. for a woman that fine would be a red flag to me..woman that hot hitting on Homer simpson? either everyone else is dead or she thinks I have money. either way fuck no..besides...even her boobies look shopped.

 

[Sp`ange]

 

[Onnotangu]

I'll buy that for a dollar

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My answer would be "Heck no, I wouldn't like to buy you a drink - I'd have to give up one of mine, pfft"

 

[my little brony]

oh I missed that part


while I wouldn't refuse an encounter with this chick there's no fucking way I'd buy a drink for some bitch that walks up and asks if I'd like to buy her a damn drink. what the fuck, how is that acceptable come-on strategy? either I buy her a drink of my own accord or she buys me one of her own accord. who the fuck came up with that retarded idea that a chick should ask a guy to buy her a drink instead of just sitting down and starting a goddamn conversation?

bullshit, I wouldn't want anything to do with a flaky sausagewallet that approaches guys with the tact of a five dollar whore

 

[APRIL]

Wanna buy me a drink?

 

[my little brony]

only if you let fly toss my salad

 

[JAXvillain]

oh I missed that part


while I wouldn't refuse an encounter with this chick there's no fucking way I'd buy a drink for some bitch that walks up and asks if I'd like to buy her a damn drink. what the fuck, how is that acceptable come-on strategy? either I buy her a drink of my own accord or she buys me one of her own accord. who the fuck came up with that retarded idea that a chick should ask a guy to buy her a drink instead of just sitting down and starting a goddamn conversation?

bullshit, I wouldn't want anything to do with a flaky sausagewallet that approaches guys with the tact of a five dollar whore

:angst:

 

[my little brony]

figured. how many loose disease ridden cunts have you railed that approached you by demanding you spend money on them?

 

[fly]

figured. how many loose disease ridden cunts have you railed that approached you by demanding you spend money on them?

And to think that you aren't taken. What a shame...

 

[JAXvillain]

figured. how many loose disease ridden cunts have you railed that approached you by demanding you spend money on them?

I've never had an std, thankeweverahmuch

 

[Onnotangu]

I've never had an std, thankeweverahmuch

yet

 

[my little brony]

And to think that you aren't taken. What a shame...

really?

I've never had an std, thankeweverahmuch

you can still poke a herpes hole without getting a nasty itch, yknow

 

[JAXvillain]

I don't fuck skanky road whores so there's a reason I've never had an std