I asked Kiwi if she wanted to split this with me for dessert tonight

There are three shots total. I got one of the three.

They are separated out every 3 or 6 months (can't remember) so when it came time to do shot 2 I forgot.

Whoops.

My insurance no longer covers me since I hit 25.
if it doesn't cover you it isn't very good insurance.
 
because I've had a full STD gauntlet test last year. q-tips in the pee pee hurt.

Only when they are dipped in rubbing alcohol while you are tugging on your nuts with a 16lb bowling ball and spraying alcohol-based substances (like perfumes) on your expanded asshole.

Not that I have ever done those things :shifty:
 
Only when they are dipped in rubbing alcohol while you are tugging on your nuts with a 16lb bowling ball and spraying alcohol-based substances (like perfumes) on your expanded asshole.

Not that I have ever done those things :shifty:

How do you beat off and spray shit on your asshole at the same time? I can't do all that work to beat off.