homemade fleshlight

[bast_imret]

w_a_w insists on giving the shocker on a first date.

 

[bast_imret]

w_a_w can hit a ping pong ball so quickly and with such intense lateral spin that it will bore straight up your dickhole and kink your Vas Deferens, sterilizing you instantly.

 

[dbzeag]

w_a_w makes little dbzeag come outside and play. this is no shens

 

[Dharma1521]

w_a_w makes little dbzeag come outside and play. this is no shens

Ok I'm going to need to see a pic of w_a_w. Stat.

 

[wanko80]

w_a_w is the internet persona of my penis.

 

[Wessels]

w_a_w touched me in my dreams last night... and i liked it

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w sneaks into nursing homes and staples rubber gloves to old ladies' behinds.

 

[bast_imret]

w_a_w once queefed so hard that a tsunami suddenly rose off the coast of china and raped a cow.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w stuffs carrots in his ass and puts them back in the produce section at Kroger's

 

[Wessels]

w_a_w pumps fresh O2 in his ass to increase the euphroic feeling for his partner.

 

[APRIL]

w_a_w sold me black ants for 1100 yen.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAA

 

[APRIL]

W_A_W told me he loves bubbles.

 

[dbzeag]

W_A_W told me he loves bubble baths.

fixd

 

[APRIL]

fixd

With you?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

w_a_w farted directly into the Popes mouth.

 

[APRIL]

w_a_w eated my cookie

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w grills manatee steaks on his yacht

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

w_a_w turned me into a newt!

I got better, btw.

 

[Wessels]

w_a_w takes it from jack baurer on his off time

I got better, btw.

nice

 

[APRIL]

w_a_w grills manatee steaks on his yacht