homemade fleshlight

[APRIL]

w_a_w takes it from jack baurer on his off time

 

[Wessels]

i just watched s05ep14, got a little jack running in me

 

[APRIL]

i just watched s05ep14, got a little jack running in me

You shouldn't tell your sister such things.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[dbzeag]

With you?

 

[bast_imret]

w_a_w fingered Justin Timberlake's butthole in 2003 and hasn't washed his hand since.

 

[JAXvillain]

w_a_w fingered Justin Timberlake's butthole in 2003 and hasn't washed his hand since.

I used that finger to stir your drink at theacs a few months ago

 

[bast_imret]

I thought that drink tasted kinda shitty.

 

[Jonny_B]

Did I ever tell you about the time w_a_w took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally w_a_w takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. w_a_w yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'

 

[APRIL]

Did I ever tell you about the time w_a_w took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally w_a_w takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. w_a_w yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'