homemade fleshlight

[Dharma1521]

W_A_W killed my mother and raped my father.

W_A_W is my father.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[bast_imret]

W_A_W touched me in my bathing suit area.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w hands out holey condoms at college parties

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

w_a_w gave my dog aids! The hard way

 

[bast_imret]

w_a_w gave my dog aids! The hard way

Through his pee hole?

 

[JAXvillain]

Through his pee hole?

nostril

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w gave my dog aids! The hard way

He flew it to Africa, and dressed it up as a gorilla?

 

[bast_imret]

w_a_w sometimes asks what instead of why, and then when you are all confused, tells you he's just fucking with you, and punches you in the arm.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w sold 'nev to Bolivian slave traders

 

[Dharma1521]

w_a_w sold me black ants for 1100 yen.

 

[wanko80]

w_a_w can out roundhouse kick Chuck Norris.

 

[dbzeag]

I want w_a_w's manbabies. This is no lie.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

w_a_w turned me into a newt!

 

[bast_imret]

w_a_w killed a man in reno, just to watch him die.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w is the leader of the trilateral commission

 

[Dharma1521]

w_a_w killed a man in reno, just to watch him die.

HAHAHAH

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

w_a_w is the founding member of the Axis of Evil.

 

[bast_imret]

w_a_w wanted to be an astronaut when he was a little boy, and he used to play with his toy spaceship all day long, till one day his mother told him that he would never become an astronaut, becuase he was a mistake, and if it wasn't for him daddy would have never left to be with that slut, and that he ruined mommy's life, so instead he grew up and works for CNN.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

w_a_w created Asian bird flu