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[Duke]

You're trash u fucking cat fucker!!

And finally we have come to the real reason Edward's now a girl.

 

[JAXvillain]

Love a good chaise.

Not feeling the tiki bamboo tables, though, but I am sure they go with the rest of the motif at that tropical resort.

it's called rattan. what kind of self respecting gay doesn't know that??
I have 2 rattan end tables in my living room

 

[JAXvillain]

You're trash u fucking cat fucker!!

 

[APRIL]

uhm... sure if you're shopping at a fucking flea market.
i have some beautiful pieces imported from Thailand...

It's fucking furniture made out of reeds. How the hell is that good construction?

 

[dbzeag]

it's called rattan. what kind of self respecting gay doesn't know that??
I have 2 rattan end tables in my living room

Because a self-respecting gay man wouldn't have those vile-looking things anywhere near his person, why should he know what that evil is called?

 

[Casper]

Shit. There used to be a rattan furniture store here. Very popular.

 

[JAXvillain]

mine look like this but square

 

[fly]

mine look like this but square

What are you gonna do with it when you move out of the dorm?

 

[JAXvillain]

dunno. wanna buy them? they're a bit nicer than those

 

[fly]

dunno. wanna buy them? they're a bit nicer than those

Possibly. We need something new to put the litter boxes on.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't care how well made it is, it looks like trash.

Plus it leaves a nasty weave in my blubber when I sit on it.

 

[APRIL]

Some wicker at Gators for Kiki:

It creeked when I sat in it... ugh.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Very comfy seating if I do say so myself.

 

[fly]

Wicker? As bar furniture? Its more likely than you might think.

 

[Casper]

Some wicker at Gators for Kiki:

It creeked when I sat in it... ugh.

Ape has beeftoes.

 

[APRIL]

Ape has beeftoes.

They compliment Kiki's sausage fingers.

 

[Duke]

Some wicker at Gators for Kiki:

It creeked when I sat in it... ugh.

Nice shoes.

(it's friday, so I'm practicing for the bar)

 

[APRIL]

Nice shoes.

(it's friday, so I'm practicing for the bar)

Only gay men would notice a nice pair of shoes.



--Just trying to help.

 

[Applesauce]

Only gay men would notice a nice pair of shoes.



--Just trying to help.

I noticed the toes before anything else.

 

[APRIL]

I've been told I have funny looking toes before. Pssshaw!