Because you already have a wife.
Ahem. I'm the man in this relationshipmnent. Our The Rapist said so.
Because you already have a wife.
Did you get bit by a dog as a kid? Did you live?
Ahem. I'm the man in this relationshipmnent. Our The Rapist said so.
how on earth did you manage to get bitten by that many different types of dog?
I once got bitten my a woman. Put me off them for life, even the ones from rescue centres.
We should all get together over a nice dinner, complete with beer and tampons, to discuss this issue.
I was bit in the face by a stray dog when I was 6-7. The couldn't find the dog, so they put my little face on the news! "This precious, beautimuos child was MAULED by a stray dog! We can't find this dog!"
And I had to endure two weeks of HORRID rabies shots in my little tushy, "just in case."
I had to walk past the ER every time, too. I saw things that I think made my love for horror movies a little more exciting, but also more frightening at the same time.
Trew Storee
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Couldn't have been that bad since you don't have scares on your face.
Shit is weird. The more I look up information about reviews of breeders and what not the more I am confused about it all. Some people are praising a breeder, and others call it a puppy mill. Some are praising another breeder, and picture on it's website make it look like a ghetto backyard setup.
Why is this so freakin' hard?
Well, the more specific you get about what you want, the more difficult it is to find it. It's why I stick with cats. Choosing a cat is easy, because, at least for me, 9/10, the cat chooses you and not the other way around.
Any man dating you is quickly going to start smelling of regret.
Fuck.
Just realized my email address (cutsomeat@whatever.com) might be throwing off Kennels I have been contacting about Presas. bugger!
In MOST instances you don't act like a female. But in most you do. like spending 12410932840192834123 million hours to get ready in the bathroom.
Hahahhahhaha!!! Then we will come to an understanding!
<<cue infomercial on tampons starring Juli>>>
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
you need a more adult email now, anyway.