Halp Help me pork my next dog

[Duke]

I do shots almost daily

I did... Close to 2 decades of decadence.

I hate this. It's not by choice. It's something fucked up and subliminal.

 

[eileenbunny]

 

[JAXvillain]

bahahaha, they might think you're korean!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Make sure you reference bulgogi.

 

[Duke]

"Honey, I think we got another letter from Micheal Vick!"

 

[JAXvillain]

I did... Close to 2 decades of decadence.

I hate this. It's not by choice. It's something fucked up and subliminal.

I've been drinking like a fish since my early teens

 

[eileenbunny]

Do fish really drink a lot?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They breathe a lot.

 

[Duke]

I've been drinking like a fish since my early teens

captain +1 reporting for duty.

 

[Coqui]

Do fish really drink a lot?

Saltwater fish drink a lot of water.
Freshwater fish piss a lot of water

 

[plot]

Draft or bottles. I don't drink cans.

We can only do cans on the water.

 

[Applesauce]

Toro makes me think cheap lawnmower at home depot.

LMAO that's exactly what I said.

I was like, "if you're gonna name it after lawn equipment, at least make it decent lawn equipment. Husqvarna...John Deere..."

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Dolmar

Stihl

 

[Applesauce]

El LOLo

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"Schteaaal, comf heah nao!"

 

[JAXvillain]

captain +1 reporting for duty.

just saying, you're older than I am and you've been drinking less than 20 years? is this actually dbzeag??

 

[Duke]

I spent high school and most of college doing something different...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

OMG I knew it.

Duke was a nun.
















He just traded one habit for another.

 

[Petunia]

Tito !

 

[Applesauce]

Over protective bubble? There is no second chance with an animal that can tear apart a child. I'm not going to listen to a non parent tell me about being over protective. That's the epitome of ignorance.

How is a dog with a history with other owners going to suddenly accept the family as it's masters as soon as it enters the house?

Now you think purebreds being inbred is the more significant benchmark to judge a dog's temperament is absolutely freakin asinine! for one, dog inbreeding is less of a problem now because of the ability to link up with other sires or dams around the world, unlike many years ago when people would only breed their dogs with others local to them. I have also told you that temperament problems can be avoided with vetting of the parents which you can rarely do with rescue dogs.

We should all get together over a nice dinner, complete with beer and tampons, to discuss this issue.