Halp Help me pork my next dog

[JAXvillain]

dogs are sort of reverse kosher, they don't eat jews.

that's because we smell like money. bitches like money.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Of the Jews I've been on a dates with (3), they all smelled like car air freshener.

 

[APRIL]

Of the Jews I've been on a dates with (3), they all smelled like car air freshener.

I dated one for two years and he smelled like cheap Cologne and regret.

 

[eileenbunny]

I married a jew. He smells like beer and leather.

 

[plot]

You could smell the regret on him while he was still with you?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I dated one for two years and he smelled like cheap Cologne and regret.

@ smelling like regret!

 

[DJBrenton]

I dated one for two years and he smelled like cheap Cologne and regret.

Any man dating you is quickly going to start smelling of regret.

 

[JAXvillain]

I married a jew. He smells like beer and leather.

exchange the beer for vodka and that's me

 

[OzSTEEZ]

If you can smell Vodka, it's shitty Vodka.

 

[JAXvillain]

I drink stoli. I'll drink newer lame hipster vodka if it's the only thing available but I stick with stoli if I have my choice. been drinking it forever and see no reason to change.

 

[Duke]

I'm in a weird alcohol flux right now. I'm rapidly moving past my love for shots. I can't remember the last time I drank Jack. I'm rapidly weaning myself off the Tanqueray.

Stoli Ras and Soda seems to be my thing right now, but I'm rapidly moving to Mich Ultra or MGD 64s....

WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH ME!??!?!

 

[Duke]

jesus, can I use the word Rapidly more?

Where the fuck is my thesaurus.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Did your dick fall off?

 

[plot]

mich ultras and those skinny cans that require two coozies are bitch beers. you can't drink that stuff

 

[Duke]

Did your dick fall off?

Not at all. But I suspect my card carrying days of a member of the Worshipers of Bacchus is coming to an end.

 

[Duke]

mich ultras and those skinny cans that require two coozies are bitch beers. you can't drink that stuff

1 Stoli Raz and Soda.... 249 calories...

I normally put down 6 to 8 + shots on a weekend night.

Thank god I only drink once a week anymore. ( Beers in the stadium don't count because it's Sunday and ALL IS FORGIVEN IN THE CHURCH OF FOOTBALL)

 

[JAXvillain]

I do shots almost daily

 

[Duke]

mich ultras and those skinny cans that require two coozies are bitch beers. you can't drink that stuff

Draft or bottles. I don't drink cans.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Fuck.


Just realized my email address (cutsomeat@whatever.com) might be throwing off Kennels I have been contacting about Presas. bugger!

 

[Syrup Beaver]