You are the dumbest smart guy I knowI worked with all manner of dangerous shit last weekend, but the only thing that injured me was accidentally standing up on a bed into spinning fan blades while trying to hang a fuckin' picture.
You are the dumbest smart guy I knowI worked with all manner of dangerous shit last weekend, but the only thing that injured me was accidentally standing up on a bed into spinning fan blades while trying to hang a fuckin' picture.
hey now, at least I live indoors.You are the dumbest smart guy I know
Technically, a car is still indoorshey now, at least I live indoors.
Fuckin citrus. Vicious plants.I got stabbed by a lemon tree
Those lemons sure know how to partyI got stabbed by a lemon tree
How am I the dumb one hereI got stabbed by a lemon tree
Same but like you said, I don't feel bad really.Still coughing my lungs out. At least people aren't bothering me at work.
Didn’t you just forget to claim like $50k on your health insurance?How am I the dumb one here
I've decided to out-bid you. I'll do it for $15kI'll recover it for ya for $20k!
Why are you awake?I've decided to out-bid you. I'll do it for $15k
Why are you awake?
I'm actually working on it.
Can't you take birth control? @APRIL literally has PTSD from her last bout before she went back on birth control.my endometriosis is BRUTAL today.
can’t wait for fucking menopause!!!!
Can't you take birth control? @APRIL literally has PTSD from her last bout before she went back on birth control.