Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

😑 I typed more but as usual I just wanted to share or some shit and everyone had to be a dick except @Mr. Argumentor .
I'll be honest, I was wondering what you needed to do and if your life would allow you to do it. Wasn't gonna be a dick about asking as I figured you would get into it sooner or later.
FWIW I don't think fly was being a dick with his question. Could he have phrased it better? 100%, but no actual dickery
 
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I'll be honest, I was wondering what you needed to do and if your life would allow you to do it. Wasn't gonna be a dick about asking as I figured you would get into it sooner or later.
FWIW I don't think fly was being a dick with his question. Could he have phrased it better? 100%, but no actual dickery
They said I needed a transplant but I don't have friends or family so it was debatable if it would ever happen.

I finally saw a specialist and they said if I follow through with stopping drinking and working too much I can heal.
 
I visited the optician at the weekend because my eyes have been super tired for a while now. Figured I might need a new prescription and glasses. Apparently there's no change in my eyes that needs fixing but my tear ducts are wrecked and I now need daily eye drops and to do a warm eye compress twice a week forevermore. Seems like an occupational hazard that my job makes my eyes tear up all day long so my eyes are dry AF. I'm claiming these drops as a business expense.
 
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I visited the optician at the weekend because my eyes have been super tired for a while now. Figured I might need a new prescription and glasses. Apparently there's no change in my eyes that needs fixing but my tear ducts are wrecked and I now need daily eye drops and to do a warm eye compress twice a week forevermore. Seems like an occupational hazard that my job makes my eyes tear up all day long so my eyes are dry AF. I'm claiming these drops as a business expense.
Ouchies. I had a blocked tear duct once and well, I used the drops for a but but eventually just squeezed out the trapped fluid. I almost passed out from pain.
 
I'm getting a covid booster shot tomorrow morning. Is this the one where the 5g mind control stuff is supposed to kick in? And when do I get to meet the reptilians?
 
It wasn't a full inspection in some way, just an optician not an ophthalmologist so who knows. Just said my tear ducts were blocked.
Ah yeah. So if you massage the side of your nose a bit everyday it will loosen everything up. Compress + massage, it comes out in your throat.

I went to an ophthalmologist too. They never seem real concerned about it until you need surgery.