Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[APRIL]

I’m going to shock you all and tell you I didn’t get a single Covid vaccine and I’ve never had a flu shot.

OMG I’m probably gonna die tomorrow!!!

I’ve also only had Covid once, Dec 2020.

I’ve had the flu once that I remember as well, Feb 2020.

Way to pass on diseases to the sick, rub it in that you're healthy, why don't ya.

 

[fly]

I’m going to shock you all and tell you I didn’t get a single Covid vaccine and I’ve never had a flu shot.

OMG I’m probably gonna die tomorrow!!!

I’ve also only had Covid once, Dec 2020.

I’ve had the flu once that I remember as well, Feb 2020.

Wait till your my age and get the flu. That will probably change your mind and you'll start getting the flu vaccine.

 

[kiwi]

Way to pass on diseases to the sick, rub it in that you're healthy, why don't ya.

Ok. I mean I don’t get them so I don’t see how I’m passing them in but I know you’ll come in with some I’m spreading diseases I don’t know I have or something.

We do get vaccinations against measles, pox, hepatitis, polio, whatever the standard vaccines are. Just not seasonal ones.

 

[Petunia]

Covid is Russian Roulette. Sure you may be fine, but the next person isn't.

Plus feeling like death isn't worth it. I hope you get your flu shots every year.

it’s literally a cold now

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

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I wonder if I get frequent flyer points.

If you're wondering my leg locked up and swelled up while I was driving and I couldn't get out of car. So had to call EMS and 6 dudes drag me out of car. ER said I have huge infection on my leg. Still can't really move it. Complications from the liver stuff makes it worse. In ICU.

That sucks. You doing clean, good living now dude?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I’m going to shock you all and tell you I didn’t get a single Covid vaccine and I’ve never had a flu shot.

OMG I’m probably gonna die tomorrow!!!

I’ve also only had Covid once, Dec 2020.

I’ve had the flu once that I remember as well, Feb 2020.

Home schooled, right? That'll do 'er

 

[Petunia]

Home schooled, right? That'll do 'er

lmaooo

 

[Petunia]

I’m going to shock you all and tell you I didn’t get a single Covid vaccine and I’ve never had a flu shot.

OMG I’m probably gonna die tomorrow!!!

I’ve also only had Covid once, Dec 2020.

I’ve had the flu once that I remember as well, Feb 2020.

I can’t tell you how proud I am of you

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

lmaooo

Nah,wasn't a jab. Home school kids don't bring home diseases

 

[kiwi]

Nah,wasn't a jab. Home school kids don't bring home diseases

I wish. My six year old gets a cold every 4-6 weeks. Luckily the rest of us don’t catch all of them so we’re just patiently waiting until her immune system catches up to the rest of us.

But I get you. Kindergartners are the worst and constantly sick.

 

[APRIL]

I still have never had covid. I'm virginal.

 

[Jehannum]

Goddamned seasonal allergies are kicking my butt today.

 

[Domon]

I can’t tell you how proud I am of you

for what... ignoring common medical advice?

 

[Jehannum]

I can't believe the 21st century accepted treatment for plantar warts is still "chemical burn everything around it and hope it kills the thing".

I thought it was a corn, so I shaved it down with a box cutter blade, but then I hit a vascularized portion and realized it wasn't.

It's the first time I've ever had a wart, think I got it from going barefoot in the locker room at the gym.

I've gone my whole life without wearing shower shoes, but now that I'm old and decrepit, I need to burn part of the sole of my foot off.

 

[fly]

ur groce

 

[Jehannum]

ur groce

I'll be sure to send pics in later.

 

[eileenbunny]

Just because you are not symptomatic and have an excellent constitution does not mean that you are not a carrier of a virus if you have been exposed. Not all of us are so lucky. That being said, the vaccine will not keep you from being a carrier. If you are exposed to a virus, stay home.

 

[ZRH]

I can't believe the 21st century accepted treatment for plantar warts is still "chemical burn everything around it and hope it kills the thing".

I thought it was a corn, so I shaved it down with a box cutter blade, but then I hit a vascularized portion and realized it wasn't.

It's the first time I've ever had a wart, think I got it from going barefoot in the locker room at the gym.

I've gone my whole life without wearing shower shoes, but now that I'm old and decrepit, I need to burn part of the sole of my foot off.

I had one for like 5 years once. Tried everything. It would come back months later. You'll get it soft easy but annoying. Mine my brother eventually cut off with shears.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I’m going to shock you all and tell you I didn’t get a single Covid vaccine and I’ve never had a flu shot.

OMG I’m probably gonna die tomorrow!!!

I’ve also only had Covid once, Dec 2020.

I’ve had the flu once that I remember as well, Feb 2020.

You probably already know, but I am in the same boat.

Last time I had the flu was the one flu shot I stupidly took, 2006.

Of course, I am constantly pickled.

 

[eileenbunny]

You probably already know, but I am in the same boat.

Last time I had the flu was the one flu shot I stupidly took, 2006.

Of course, I am constantly pickled.

You cannot get the flu from the flu shot.