Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
Apr 18, 2016
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Also shame on you for not liking all things boobs that are bigger than other things boobs. Some titty dancer you are.
 

Immigrant

full of tales of hot tail
Apr 26, 2016
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Motherfucker!

Fun Fact

In this day and age, with all the spare corpses available, it’s become increasingly difficult to dispose of a carcass cheaply. I got hooked up (via social worker with hospice) with one of the few outfits allowed to accept body donation in Oregon and was refused because I’ve done heroin a few times. Over 20 years ago.

You’d think that
32 surgeries
Pieces of hip in ankle
MRSA near death survivor
Etc

Would make me a fun candidate to study but to knock me off for doing heroin a couple of times? Fuck off then.

I’m halfway researching carcass disposal rates and I’ll let y’all know what I find. There really should be an economical way to dispose of a body for those of us who don’t place our vessel as a high priority after we’re done riding around in it. My son won’t let me use the garbage service, he says it’s disrespectful. I’d fit in that bin perfectly. I’m not physically able to disappear (I could’ve a couple years ago).

I just don’t want my son to have to deal with it later. Too bad I like him. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t care and I’d just croak and let him hassle with it.

You know, dying is an experience that’s super subjective and everyone will view it differently. It’s kind of weird living it. I mentioned that I was never given (or asked for) an estimate of when I’d go, and I don’t know if that factors into my thinking much or not. I should actually be videoing daily clips but that’s just over the top egomaniacal shit, almost as bad as this long ass diatribe of nonsense while I’m missing Johnny and Roy rescuing a snakebite victim.

Anyone remember that dude on Howard Stern that always accused people of being “chlamydia victim!”?
 

Immigrant

full of tales of hot tail
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I chatted with my soul mate one true love the other day, because I have her mom and three cats in my desk. She was “away” when her mom passed and she has no relatives in the US (all in The Netherlands) and I’ve had the ashes for years. She’ll stop by and grab them eventually and I hope that goes smooth.

We didn’t meet until we were in our 40s but we were meant to be together, but due to other interferences we couldn’t last. Even now though, we look back and realize we really missed out and a lot of good years together but are super thankful for what we had.
 

Domon

Robotic Dexter
May 19, 2011
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I chatted with my soul mate one true love the other day, because I have her mom and three cats in my desk. She was “away” when her mom passed and she has no relatives in the US (all in The Netherlands) and I’ve had the ashes for years. She’ll stop by and grab them eventually and I hope that goes smooth.

We didn’t meet until we were in our 40s but we were meant to be together, but due to other interferences we couldn’t last. Even now though, we look back and realize we really missed out and a lot of good years together but are super thankful for what we had.
thats a happy interaction man, good for you.
 
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fly

Osharts 11
Oct 1, 2004
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Motherfucker!

Fun Fact

In this day and age, with all the spare corpses available, it’s become increasingly difficult to dispose of a carcass cheaply. I got hooked up (via social worker with hospice) with one of the few outfits allowed to accept body donation in Oregon and was refused because I’ve done heroin a few times. Over 20 years ago.

You’d think that
32 surgeries
Pieces of hip in ankle
MRSA near death survivor
Etc

Would make me a fun candidate to study but to knock me off for doing heroin a couple of times? Fuck off then.

I’m halfway researching carcass disposal rates and I’ll let y’all know what I find. There really should be an economical way to dispose of a body for those of us who don’t place our vessel as a high priority after we’re done riding around in it. My son won’t let me use the garbage service, he says it’s disrespectful. I’d fit in that bin perfectly. I’m not physically able to disappear (I could’ve a couple years ago).

I just don’t want my son to have to deal with it later. Too bad I like him. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t care and I’d just croak and let him hassle with it.

You know, dying is an experience that’s super subjective and everyone will view it differently. It’s kind of weird living it. I mentioned that I was never given (or asked for) an estimate of when I’d go, and I don’t know if that factors into my thinking much or not. I should actually be videoing daily clips but that’s just over the top egomaniacal shit, almost as bad as this long ass diatribe of nonsense while I’m missing Johnny and Roy rescuing a snakebite victim.

Anyone remember that dude on Howard Stern that always accused people of being “chlamydia victim!”?
Your trip through this is fascinating. I don't like the ending *at all*, but its very interesting none the less.
 

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
Apr 18, 2016
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I feel like I was too. Didn't have a drop and woke up with what feels like a hangover headache and nausea.
I'm taking a sick day, kids.
 
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wetwillie

Butt Hamster
May 24, 2018
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I was wishing for free or as close to it as possible. I realize that’s asking too much.
Ok, I Googled but didn't "make contact" with these fucks. SUpposedly super basic can be had for around $500 in some areas. Anywho . .


ok, you don't want fancy bologna and we can't come cook for you. Could your friends do a little crowdsource type thing toward your finals? Your kid would never have to deal with it. Just a bill that would disappear, maybe probably. Me, or any number of other folks could take care of iit. Just PM someone here and let them know which company you decide you want to go with and we'll do the rest - just let them know someone will contact them regarding the bill. *Wait until they give you the $$ numbers before mentioning us. Some folks raise prices based on ability to pay.
 
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