Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[APRIL]

I could read you guys talking all day.

We're catty bitches. hissssssssss

 

[wetwillie]

I could read you guys talking all day.

It's like the Truman Show - we're all here just for you Immi.

 

[Petunia]

I could read you guys talking all day.

we need an April + Maureen Chat Thread where
only her and I post and y’all read

@fly make this happen
@APRIL we can upload our marinara pics right to our thread

 

[Petunia]

I could read you guys talking all day.

we need an April + Maureen Chat Thread where
only her and I post and y’all read

@fly make this happen
@APRIL we can upload our marinara pics right to our thread

 

[APRIL]

we need an April + Maureen Chat Thread where
only her and I post and y’all read

@fly make this happen
@APRIL we can upload our marinara pics right to our thread

Oh, this forum needs some marinara. Let's do this!

 

[Petunia]

Oh, this forum needs some marinara. Let's do this!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i don’t think it was lactic acid build up.
i don’t feel itchy at all
more like a burning + heaviness. i have to elevate my feet/legs and try not to walk

it is the weirdest feeling on earth. i really hope it’s not my kidneys cuz they are already functioning at less than 80%

Omg do you need one of my kidneys or would the lupus attack it?

 

[Petunia]

Omg do you need one of my kidneys or would the lupus attack it?

i think my lupus would pack it’s bags and leave my body if your kidneys entered the building

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

i think my lupus would pack it’s bags and leave my body if your kidneys entered the building

At least you'd have a kidney that could tolerate some good time fun bitch.

 

[Petunia]

At least you'd have a kidney that could tolerate some good time fun bitch.

true


please email me your kidneys

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

true


please email me your kidneys

Y'all ready for this?

 

[Petunia]

Y'all ready for this?

ahahahhahaaaa

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My shoulder has been in pain for a long time and I keep waking up with worse and worse pain everyday. I think it's officially frozen shoulder. Today I woke up just wanting to cry and so fed up of being in pain

 

[Petunia]

My shoulder has been in pain for a long time and I keep waking up with worse and worse pain everyday. I think it's officially frozen shoulder. Today I woke up just wanting to cry and so fed up of being in pain

you need an ultrasound or x-ray

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

you need an ultrasound or x-ray

Probably not. I need a shot of steroids to unfreeze me most likely. Beer helps but that's no pain killer in the long run.

 

[Valve1138]

What the fuck is a frozen shoulder?

Is this some quack homeopathy shit?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What the fuck is a frozen shoulder?

Is this some quack homeopathy shit?

No dude, do a quick Google or ask your wife. Its a well known medical thing. I had frozen shoulder a few times ago 10 years ago when I worked at the pain clinic. My work in the past few months has caused my body to overdo my shoulder in ways that have fucked it up through driving an automatic so many hour a a day.

 

[Valve1138]

No dude, do a quick Google or ask your wife. Its a well known medical thing. I had frozen shoulder a few times ago 10 years ago when I worked at the pain clinic. My work in the past few months has caused my body to overdo my shoulder in ways that have fucked it up through driving an automatic so many hour a a day.

I did.

You have the beetus.

 

[Valve1138]

From the Mayo Clinic:

Frozen shoulder, also known as adhesive capsulitis, is a condition characterized by stiffness and pain in your shoulder joint. Signs and symptoms typically begin gradually, worsen over time and then resolve, usually within one to three years.

Your risk of developing frozen shoulder increases if you're recovering from a medical condition or procedure that prevents you from moving your arm — such as a stroke or a mastectomy.


Treatment for frozen shoulder involves range-of-motion exercises and, sometimes, corticosteroids and numbing medications injected into the joint capsule. In a small percentage of cases, arthroscopic surgery may be indicated to loosen the joint capsule so that it can move more freely.

It's unusual for frozen shoulder to recur in the same shoulder, but some people can develop it in the opposite shoulder.

 

[Valve1138]

Furthermore:

The condition occurs more commonly in people with diabetes and in people who've kept their arm immobilized for a long period of time.
Symptoms may start gradually and resolve within one or two years.
Treatment involves stretching and sometimes injecting corticosteroids and numbing medications into the joint capsule. In some cases, surgery is used to loosen the joint capsule.