Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Duke]

This is why you wear boots for yardwork and not flip flops.

 

[Jehannum]

This is why you wear boots for yardwork and not flip flops.

I have kids for yard work.

 

[Duke]

'Cow Killer ants' being another good reason. they are actually wasps, but the female is wingless.

Their sting....

Spoiler

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

This is why you wear boots for yardwork and not flip flops.

I wasn't even doing yardwork yet, I was getting shit out of the garage so I could get the lawnmower out.

 

[APRIL]

'Cow Killer ants' being another good reason. they are actually wasps, but the female is wingless.

Their sting....

Spoiler

I want to pop that.

 

[Duke]

I want to pop that.

ur gross

 

[Ledboots]

I want to pop that.

Step back because it's gonna blow

 

[Darth Handsome]

Step back because it's gonna blow

You dont even know. Youre just guessing whats gonna happen. Admit it!

 

[Ledboots]

You dont even know. Youre just guessing whats gonna happen. Admit it!

Totally guessing, but have seen enough to step back!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Totally guessing, but have seen enough to step back!

Yeah you got me there.

 

[Petunia]

Get magnesium chelate. It's not laxativey & very well absorbed over oxide versions.

I'm confused
Our UF nurse told me not to take that one

@Ledboots halp
I can't stop pewping

 

[Petunia]

Got a clean bill of health from my oncologist. It was about this time 4 years ago that I got diagnosed.

He looked at my finger and said, "that shit's infected, have a Z pack".

Congrats
That's good news

 

[Petunia]

Step back because it's gonna blow

That's what he said ....

 

[APRIL]

That's what he said ....

At least swallowing isn't part of the process... you wouldn't know...

 

[APRIL]

Ugh, I could have written that joke better.

 

[Petunia]

At least swallowing isn't part of the process... you wouldn't know...

 

[APRIL]

You and that gif. You must have it on your clipboard 24/7

 

[Jehannum]

Went in for my follow up at the health clinic at work and they cut me open and poured out all the gray goo from mah finger.

 

[Ledboots]

I'm confused
Our UF nurse told me not to take that one

@Ledboots halp
I can't stop pewping

Mag citrate is the one that makes you poop. How much magnesium and what kind are you taking?

 

[Ledboots]

Went in for my follow up at the health clinic at work and they cut me open and poured out all the gray goo from mah finger.

Good!