Has your lover ever done this to you?

[JAXvillain]

Or that something boring was playing on tv.



w_a_w you know I was joking with you. You know I'm envious of you.

<3

 

[Nyx]

Um, nooooo.

 

[BeerAd]

I once had this girl let me smoke a bong while she gave me head. It was awesome except every time I let it rest on her head I kept getting hit in the face.

Worst thing I did was having a beer in my hand during and resting it on her back, when it ran out I got up like nothing was happening and grabbed another beer outta the fridge.

 

[SRC]

I once had this girl let me smoke a bong while she gave me head. It was awesome except every time I let it rest on her head I kept getting hit in the face.

Tv is not drugs.

Tv watching during sex (if I ever catch them) would = immediate stop and me going to sleep .. and they wouldn't get any for the week following. My retort would be .. "piss off, just go watch tv asshole".

I haven't had this happen yet .. but I can assure you , he would regret it .

 

[Dharma1521]

I don't think I've ever used the term lover seriously.

 

[JAXvillain]

I don't think I've ever used the term lover seriously.

truth...it reminds me of sprockets for some reason
http://youtube.com/watch?v=MXgJThe_kpE

 

[BeerAd]

I don't think I've ever used the term lover seriously.

Lover, stalker, same thing right?

 

[SRC]

window lover

 

[JAXvillain]

window lover

do you mean louvre?

I don't think FG is here so I'm filling in

 

[b_sinning]

I wouldn't even think of trying to watch tv during sex. I'd just bust myself out by yelling "No Whammy!"

 

[Dharma1521]

Lover, stalker, same thing right?

Not really because you wouldn't be my lover you would be my vicitim. I would tell you when but I really like the spontaneous aspect of our one sided relationship.

Rape you later

 

[dbzeag]

Not really because you wouldn't be my lover you would be my vicitim. I would tell you when but I really like the spontaneous aspect of our one sided relationship.

Rape you later

Your relationship is so lovey dovey it makes me sick. And I am the one that had a leaky mangina this morning.

ewww.

 

[Dharma1521]

Your relationship is so lovey dovey it makes me sick. And I am the one that had a leaky mangina this morning.

ewww.

hahaha its funny b/c i've only met BeeRad once.

stalk stalk

 

[dbzeag]

hahaha its funny b/c i've only met BeeRad once.

stalk stalk

I have never met either of you

Boo for being 1500 miles north of all the action

 

[BeerAd]

hahaha its funny b/c i've only met BeeRad once.

stalk stalk

Speaking of which, when are we humpin? :beatit:

 

[BeerAd]

I have never met either of you

Boo for being 1500 miles north of all the action

Oh when the action gets hot you are so invited, just do me a favor and "act" like your staring at her.

 

[Dharma1521]

Speaking of which, when are we humpin? :beatit:

oh please we both know that would kill this.

 

[BeerAd]

oh please we both know that would kill this.

So true.

Herpes + Crabs = Instant death

 

[thrawn]

winking lizard has some of the most awesomest wings ever and an awesome beer selection

 

[BeerAd]

Yup, mikeys drunk