Has your lover ever done this to you?

Well according to a recent voicemail let in my inbox, fly can't even get it up when he's drunk, he has to "resort to jerking my limp dick off all over my girlfriend"

awesome.
 
elpmis said:
Well according to a recent voicemail let in my inbox, fly can't even get it up when he's drunk, he has to "resort to jerking my limp dick off all over my girlfriend"

awesome.
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You have to have the most interesting voice mail box in existance. I think you need to make a thread devoted to it with live recordings.

:heart:


and send pictures of your hotness sans clothing to my inbox
 
I fell asleep during sex once. I woke myself up snoring.
Funny thing was, my guy at the time had stopped "Doing it" to see if I would wake back up, while he was still on top of me and inside of me, and he fell asleep too. :D

We laughed really hard about that the next morning.
 
Dream said:
I fell asleep during sex once. I woke myself up snoring.
Funny thing was, my guy at the time had stopped "Doing it" to see if I would wake back up, while he was still on top of me and inside of me, and he fell asleep too. :D

We laughed really hard about that the next morning.
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And then you dumped him :(
 
I can't mix weed and sex. it becomes ultra sensitive and explode within seconds.

needless to say she was disssapointed but when I drink or she drank..it was an all night festival of lust.
 
b_sinning said:
I once had this girl let me smoke a bong while she gave me head. It was awesome except every time I let it rest on her head I kept getting hit in the face.
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you, sir, are the man. [/high_five]

SRC said:
Tv is not drugs. :lol:

Tv watching during sex (if I ever catch them) would = immediate stop and me going to sleep .. and they wouldn't get any for the week following. My retort would be .. "piss off, just go watch tv asshole".

I haven't had this happen yet .. but I can assure you , he would regret it :lol:.
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what if it is a porno?
 
I've done that a bunch of times. I'm usually on the bottom when it happens though, apparently I'll even finish if she keeps going. :fly:

The worst one was when I fell asleep while she was riding my face. I still don't have any idea how that happened. I was all into it and then suddenly I was snoring.
 
SRC said:
I'd still be quite mad if they were more interested in the tv. :lol: I'd let them finish with who they were watching, since they were obviously more entertaining lol.
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I think I am guilty of this. I have a short attention span, I can be interested in the sex for about 20-30 minutes then I'm done.

That reminds me I need a TV for the bedroom . . . . :fly:
 
SRC said:
That's when you change positions every 15 min then .. keeps you focused and awake. 30 min is a quickie IMO.
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I lifted chim's kilt before he went to work one day. 2 mins and 13 secs later, he was collapsed on the bed in exaustion wishing he didn't have to go to work :fly:
 
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