Good morning Useless ones!

[polo]

unless youre aborting clown babies
then its hilarious

e:f;b

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

*shrug* A woman I work with's husband had it done and then divorced his wife, met my colleague and then married her and got it reversed, had a baby and then got it redone.

man thats WAY too much ball surgery

 

[JAXvillain]

Knyte needs to get his butt in gear and get a vasectomy. I'm reaching the point where I really don't want to have another kid, so I'll probably be the one that ends up making the appointment.

Also, I'm thinking I need a bunch of chocolate today before I can be super chipper. I went to bed too late last night, and now I feel a cold coming on, and both my boys have it, it's going to be a long week.

On a happier note, I just got an email from Haylee's teacher saying she is Student of the Month for Dec and gets a special award at school and such (and this isn't some pansy award they give to everyone, each class only picks one student for each month of school). So that made me happy and I know she'll be estatic at school on Friday.

I'm pretty certain you're having another. he just hasn't told you yet. there has to be one named kylest, right?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There needs to be a "Kylest" , right?

 

[Dharma1521]

my aim wasn't to be picking up my broken teeth though

You aren't a good Irishman, until you are missing some teeth.

 

[Shalimar]

or missing your vas

 

[Duke]

Duke will take it seriously too when some chick turns up at his house with a 5 year old kid and says 'here you go, he's yours, take him'.

Honestly, I'd probably be ok with that, as long as she can prove it.

 

[Duke]

Something tells me he wouldn't mind that.

you know me so well.

 

[JAXvillain]

duke: that depends on if the mother of my child puts out

 

[Duke]

duke: that depends on if the mother of my child puts out

Well she had to at least once, amirite?!?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

IMMACULATE CONCEPTION

 

[dbzeag]

my nipples, it's freezing out there

pics?

 

[dbzeag]

I got my consultation with the vasectomy doctor coming in less than a month.

99.999% effective!

 

[dbzeag]

Knyte needs to get his butt in gear and get a vasectomy. I'm reaching the point where I really don't want to have another kid, so I'll probably be the one that ends up making the appointment.

Also, I'm thinking I need a bunch of chocolate today before I can be super chipper. I went to bed too late last night, and now I feel a cold coming on, and both my boys have it, it's going to be a long week.

On a happier note, I just got an email from Haylee's teacher saying she is Student of the Month for Dec and gets a special award at school and such (and this isn't some pansy award they give to everyone, each class only picks one student for each month of school). So that made me happy and I know she'll be estatic at school on Friday.

If the man is so insensative that he makes his mate and the mother of his children go under to get an elective surgury that he himself can prevent by getting a simpler, cheaper, quicker outpatient surgury on himself, that selfish bastard can just sit on the curb with his stuff.

 

[dbzeag]

Or you could just stop having sex without procreating. Sex is HIGHLY overrated.

 

[tre]

If the man is so insensative that he makes his mate and the mother of his children go under to get an elective surgury that he himself can prevent by getting a simpler, cheaper, quicker outpatient surgury on himself, that selfish bastard can just sit on the curb with his stuff.

it's a 15 minute procedure for me.

apparently the hardest part is dry-shaving your sack



but a guy i work with had his wife get it done. She was having a c-section, and they just did it while they were in there already.....so that's perfectly acceptable.

 

[APRIL]

DB is the fucking man!!!

 

[JAXvillain]

you're doing it wrong

 

[tre]

Or you could just stop having sex without procreating. Sex is HIGHLY overrated.

because you're doing it wrong!

 

[tre]

dammit