Good morning Useless ones!

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

He peed in your face yet?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The boy hasnt had any snot issues yet, mostly just the occasional upchuck.

Oh, and sometimes he pees so much that it overloads the pamper and leaks all over my lap and/or shirt. Im sure he thinks thats pretty funny.

That can happen when it's misaligned, and suddenly a torrent of whizz comes pouring out.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He peed in your face yet?

no, but he sent a nice arc of pee right at my chest one day.
now I make sure hes pointing down range when the pants come off

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

All this baby talk

 

[Duke]

All this baby talk

You're only 1 broken condom away from being able to hop into the convo

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You're only 1 broken condom away from being able to hop into the convo

Uh no I'm not, and never will be. You think I'm dumb enough to rely on a condom?

 

[Duke]

 

[Duke]

NINETY NINE PERCENT EFFECTIVE!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And again...you think I'm dumb enough to a) rely on a man, b) rely on a condom? Seriously. I don't trust anybody but myself when it comes to my body, I'm never getting pregnant by mistake.

 

[tre]

I got my consultation with the vasectomy doctor coming in less than a month.

99.999% effective!

 

[tre]

And again...you think I'm dumb enough to a) rely on a man, b) rely on a condom? Seriously. I don't trust anybody but myself when it comes to my body, I'm never getting pregnant by mistake.

you can't get pregnant in the butt. write that down.

 

[Duke]

And again...you think I'm dumb enough to a) rely on a man, b) rely on a condom? Seriously. I don't trust anybody but myself when it comes to my body, I'm never getting pregnant by mistake.

You're taking this a bit too seriously, chicka.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I got my consultation with the vasectomy doctor coming in less than a month.

99.999% effective!

Reversible or non-reversible?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

you can't get pregnant in the butt. write that down.

Dictated. Will send the letter to myself and all female friends.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You're taking this a bit too seriously, chicka.

ABORTION IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

 

[polo]

i have exams next tuesday, thursday and saturday.

so i plan to do some study today, then i have to go out for dinner later. and the place is fucking snowed in.

 

[tre]

Reversible or non-reversible?

non reversible. why would i want my balls to be cut on again?

 

[tre]

ABORTION IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

what if a clown is getting the abortion?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

non reversible. why would i want my balls to be cut on again?

Incase you change your mind? Lotsa things can happen in life that you don't expect.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

what if a clown is getting the abortion?

Clowns aren't funny. If a comedienne get san abortion - is that funny?