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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by Maureen, Jan 28, 2013.

  1. Freshly out of *your* anus.
  2. Looks fresh !
  3. Im on a raw diet. Its the best!
  4. One of my old housemates decided to go on a raw diet herself for like 6 months. I came home one day and she made me eat some raw cake she made.....

  5. Surely raw cake is cake you HAVEN'T made.
  6. wouldnt raw cake just be the batter in a bowl?
  7. :lol:

    I can't quite remember what she made the base out of, but it was basically a bunch of fruit and then some sort of liquid gelling thing supplement thingybob. She broughts loads of powders and shit to mix into drinks and all sorts.

    Poor girl. That was Jo btw who had that breakdown after being part of some secret cult for ages and not telling us. :eek:
  8. Nah, it was raw AND vegan diet so I guess no batter cos that's eggs.
  9. You call it a secret cult now, but as I recall it was just you, Meg and Jo.
  10. Well, there was a lot of coke and champers involved.
  11. Also if Meg and Jo were taken, what does that make me, Beth?
  12. She was the one who died young. Yes, I think we'll go with you being Beth.
  13. This is the best way to eat cake
  14. that cake is a lie
  15. Actually, vegan cake, if made by a master confectioner such as myself can be perfectly edible. Just.
  16. last night i had a dream i got poop on my sleeves after wiping then i looked at my other sleeves and theres poop there too. then there was poop everywheer
  17. See?
    You should just get naked before taking a poo
  18. I wonder how that drinking water get contaminated! Maybe because people dont wash their hands....
  19. Welcome to my world.
  20. Do you seriously poop naked?

    If so, that's the third time I've heard of it. Scary stuff.