Hawt First schlong transplant performed

[Darth Handsome]

[QU
OTE="Duke, post: 1331075, member: 800"]Oh My God! Could you BEEEE any more bitchy right now?!?

[/QUOTE]


You'e only making it worse.

 

[Duke]

[QU
OTE="Duke, post: 1331075, member: 800"]Oh My God! Could you BEEEE any more bitchy right now?!?

You'e only making it worse.[/QU
OTE]

Not any worse than your quoting skills

 

[Darth Handsome]

Not any worse than your quoting skills

Im very emotional right now.

 

[APRIL]

Im very emotional right now.

Man up.

 

[HipHugHer]

Im very emotional right now.

Seen the cottage lately?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Man up.

This life I've chosen to share with Jimmy has left me lonely & bitter.

 

[Strings]

This life I've chosen to share with Jimmy has left me lonely & bitter.

You're a victim of circumstance.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Seen the cottage lately?

No you prick, I haven't.


......but kudos on the half decent joke.....

 

[HipHugHer]

You're a victim of circumstance.

Somehow I read that as circumstains.

 

[nukes]

Somehow I read that as circumstains.

Punk band name of the year!

 

[Strings]

Punk band name of the year!

Sounds progressive to me.

 

[pacojas]

I pity the poor woman who ended up with that guy. Could prolly see the top of it in the back of her throat, like getting impaled on a fence post.

no matter how big his cock was it's still no match for an 8lb newborn!

 

[APRIL]

This life I've chosen to share with Jimmy has left me lonely & bitter.

Imagine how his wife and son feel.

 

[HipHugHer]

no matter how big his cock was it's still no match for an 8lb newborn!

That thing was made to pass something the size of a watermelon. Ain't nothin' we got gonna hurt it.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Hey, the instructions were very clear: dont eat the fucking fruit. Whats the first thing the bitch does? Eats the fuckin fruit.
Sorry ladies. You brought this anguish on yourselves.