Hawt First schlong transplant performed

[HipHugHer]

At Mass General for a guy who lost it to dick cancer.

There's hope for everyone's favorite Beta after all!

Not the first. This dude lost his to a botched "traditional circumcision"...and fathered a child with his new wang.


http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0OS1HW20150612

 

[nukes]

I only want what's best for you, my man.

5%
This made my day.

 

[HipHugHer]

@pacojas better be careful who he goes home with. If this transplant stuff really works there is going to be a whole lot of black dudes found in a bathtub of ice missing their junk.

 

[pacojas]

@pacojas better be careful who he goes home with. If this transplant stuff really works there is going to be a whole lot of black dudes found in a bathtub of ice missing their junk.

@HipHugHer,.. yup!
my junk will probably get chopped by a Latina stripper. the perfect trap for me!

 

[Duke]

@pacojas better be careful who he goes home with. If this transplant stuff really works there is going to be a whole lot of black dudes found in a bathtub of ice missing their junk.

Why, are there a lot of other black dudes with small packages?

 

[HipHugHer]

Why, are there a lot of other black dudes with small packages?

I was in the army with a real African-American. 1st generation immigrant from Nigeria. Never seen a hunk of meat like that before or since.

 

[nukes]

I was in the army with a real African-American. 1st generation immigrant from Nigeria. Never seen a hunk of meat like that before or since.

Dude I got you beat by miles.
Went to Jr High in LA, Hughes Jr High Woodland Hills CA.
I was in the showers with 5% of Compton 12 year olds.
Miles Long in there.

 

[HipHugHer]

Dude I got you beat by miles.
Went to Jr High in LA, Hughes Jr High Woodland Hills CA.
I was in the showers with 5% of Compton 12 year olds.
Miles Long in there.

This dude's shit was way bigger than a raging hard-on when it was hanging limp.

 

[Strings]

This dude's shit was way bigger than a raging hard-on when it was hanging limp.

Did ya ask him out to dinner?

 

[Duke]

Did ya ask him out to dinner?

No, he asked him to be dinner.

 

[Duke]

and dessert

and, that slut, breakfast the next morning.

Had some black coffee in bed

 

[nukes]

and dessert

and, that slut, breakfast the next morning.

Had some black coffee in bed

And a stain on my notebook

 

[HipHugHer]

and dessert

and, that slut, breakfast the next morning.

Had some black coffee in bed

I pity the poor woman who ended up with that guy. Could prolly see the top of it in the back of her throat, like getting impaled on a fence post.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Okay that's it. These jokes suck. Im flipping sides. Im on Jimmy's side now. Imma help him troll all you fuckin lames.

 

[Duke]

If I had a cock like that I'd call it Vlad the Impaler and call her to bed for some Dracula Time

 

[Duke]

Okay that's it. These jokes suck. Im flipping sides. Im on Jimmy's side now. Imma help him troll all you fuckin lames.

I hope you are able to come to terms with what you just said as you have just willingly walked down the path of no life.

 

[HipHugHer]

Okay that's it. These jokes suck. Im flipping sides. Im on Jimmy's side now. Imma help him troll all you fuckin lames.

Everything I've said about this dude is 5%. Never seen anything like it, not even in movies.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I hope you are able to come to terms with what you just said as you have just willingly walked down the path of no life.

Well tell better jokes then. Fuck, I think Im caught in the middle of a fucking Friends rerun.

 

[Duke]

Well tell better jokes then. Fuck, I think Im caught in the middle of a fucking Friends rerun.

Oh My God! Could you BEEEE any more bitchy right now?!?

 

[Coqui]