Hawt First schlong transplant performed

[Valve1138]

At Mass General for a guy who lost it to dick cancer.

There's hope for everyone's favorite Beta after all!

 

[Ledboots]

At Mass General for a guy who lost it to dick cancer.

There's hope for everyone's favorite Beta after all!

I can just hear the recipient, "Umm, doc, about the size.."

 

[nukes]

Wondering how functional it will be.
Most prostate surgery survivors aren't functional.
Then again, John Wayne bobbit had his reattached and made porn so who knows.

 

[Strings]

Wondering how functional it will be.
Most prostate surgery survivors aren't functional.
Then again, John Wayne bobbit had his reattached and made porn so who knows.

Baby steps, Nukes.

 

[fly]

Next news story: First transplanted penis makes replica of Han Solo's gun.

 

[Coqui]

Apparently Caitlyn Jenner wishes to transition back. Good news then? (This is rumor, not confirmed.)

 

[tre]

BRB, gotta go update my organ donor status

 

[Coqui]

No one wants a penis that ejaculates maple syrup. That's why @Maureen won't swallow

 

[gee]

Wonder how long it'll take before someone gets several of them joined end to end and transplanted on.

DICK SIZE 40 INCHES

 

[tre]

Wonder how long it'll take before someone gets several of them joined end to end and transplanted on.

DICK SIZE 40 INCHES

Someone's gonna transplant one to their forehead like a big gay unicorn

 

[tre]

No one wants a penis that ejaculates maple syrup. That's why @Maureen won't swallow

She dates mostly mexicans so she probably thinks it all tastes like corona, so I don't blame her for not swallowing.

 

[nukes]

No one wants a penis that ejaculates maple syrup. That's why @Maureen won't swallow

Speak for yourself.
My own maple syrup spigot? Fuck to the yeah!

 

[tre]

Speak for yourself.
My own maple syrup spigot? Fuck to the yeah!

Is your title "Jupiter's cock" because of the great red spots on it?

 

[Duke]

Wonder how long it'll take before someone gets several of them joined end to end and transplanted on.

DICK SIZE 40 INCHES

So, like "The Human Dickipede"?

 

[nukes]

Is your title "Jupiter's cock" because of the great red spots on it?

I did not have relations with those women.



Or THOSE women.

 

[gee]

So, like "The Human Dickipede"?

Perfect title for the following porn film.

 

[Amstel]

I can just hear the recipient, "Umm, doc, about the size.."

But, it's a schlong, not a schlort!




& hehe @ 'recipient.'

 

[Amstel]

Wondering how functional it will be.
Most prostate surgery survivors aren't functional.
Then again, John Wayne bobbit had his reattached and made porn so who knows.

They were talking about this on the radio earlier. Apparently could be fully function in a couple months.

 

[Jehannum]

They were talking about this on the radio earlier. Apparently could be fully function in a couple months.

I wonder if the recipient will still have ghost limb syndrome, like he's got two dingalings.

 

[tre]

So, if you receive a penis transplant, is it gay if you jerk off? Because it's technically another dude's penis, so.....

Asking for a friend.