Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
I hate to hijack this thread, but I just came into work an hour late because of this.
I carpool with one of my co-workers who lives on my street - we were almost into work when he got a phone call, saying he urgently needed to go to his kids' school. He freaked out, assumed that something bad happened so we turned around and headed to the school. Turns out, each morning a staff member checks every kids' lunch for nutritional value etc - he put a Lunchables snack in the bag with a peanut butter warning on it (no peanut butter, but processed in the same facility blah blah) in defiance of the school's recently-implemented peanut butter ban. They told him it has to be taken off school property.
So he brought it out to the car and went back in. Next thing my cellphone rings - it's my co-worker. They watched him bring it out to my car, which was parked in the school parking lot, and I have to move my car.
What in the fucking fuck.
Pussification of America.