Halp ethernet

Heres what you do (make sure you have your router and ethernet cord with you before performing these tasks)

1. Find the nearest brothel, there should be at least one within 20 miles.
2. When in the brothel find the girl with "the glasses" If your brothel does not have a girl with glasses kill the owner, rip out the aorta, and pack it in your suitcase. You will need this later. Any girl with glasses will do, its how you know they are trained for what comes next.
3. When you find a girl with glasses, tell her you need to use the bathroom, and that you'd like some lemonade.
4. Upon hearing this she will take you to who you need to see, depending on your location this could take several days, so pack accordingly.
5. When the girl with the glasses brings you to a wooden door (don't let her take you to a steel door, because she will try) knock to the tune of "Shave and a hair cut"
6. If she brought you to the right door (The door will have a red woodpecker on the front with the phrase "combibo meus genitor") A short man of 5ft will jump out, and order the girl with the glasses to a chamber, you should follow the short man.
7. The short man will take you to a room filled with old tea sets, DO NOT TOUCH THE TEA SETS YET, OR YOU WILL DIE. There will be a chair in this room. Sit your ass down and listen.
8. You'll be asked to present your router, and your Ethernet cord to the voice over the loud speakers in the room. A man will enter the room from the steel door to the left. Hand your router to him.
9. When the technician is done with your router (and this is very important) present to him any aortas you collected. This will be accepted as payment for services rendered and you are free to go. However if you did not remember to bring your aortas, or lost them along the way the technician will allow you to redeem yourself with "step 10"
10. The technician will order you to take a teacup from one of his sets. In order to satisfy payment you will need to smash one of the teacups to the floor. Making sure it shatters into many pieces. Once it has been sufficiently shattered (you will only get one chance to shatter it so make it count) you will need to shove every piece of the tea cup into your rectum, and hold it in while singing Abba's "Dancing Queen" Once you have finished the song you are free to leave. You'll be given the chance to the the technician's doctor who will thoroughly clean your rectum of debris, and patch you up.

The technician is a stern but fair person, respect his wishes and you shouldn't get hurt.
 
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snoogit said:
Heres what you do (make sure you have your router and ethernet cord with you before performing these tasks)

1. Find the nearest brothel, there should be at least one within 20 miles.
2. When in the brothel find the girl with "the glasses" If your brothel does not have a girl with glasses kill the owner, rip out the aorta, and pack it in your suitcase. You will need this later. Any girl with glasses will do, its how you know they are trained for what comes next.
3. When you find a girl with glasses, tell her you need to use the bathroom, and that you'd like some lemonade.
4. Upon hearing this she will take you to who you need to see, depending on your location this could take several days, so pack accordingly.
5. When the girl with the glasses brings you to a wooden door (don't let her take you to a steel door, because she will try) knock to the tune of "Shave and a hair cut"
6. If she brought you to the right door (The door will have a red woodpecker on the front with the phrase "combibo meus genitor") A short man of 5ft will jump out, and order the girl with the glasses to a chamber, you should follow the short man.
7. The short man will take you to a room filled with old tea sets, DO NOT TOUCH THE TEA SETS YET, OR YOU WILL DIE. There will be a chair in this room. Sit your ass down and listen.
8. You'll be asked to present your router, and your Ethernet cord to the voice over the loud speakers in the room. A man will enter the room from the steel door to the left. Hand your router to him.
9. When the technician is done with your router (and this is very important) present to him any aortas you collected. This will be accepted as payment for services rendered and you are free to go. However if you did not remember to bring your aortas, or lost them along the way the technician will allow you to redeem yourself with "step 10"
10. The technician will order you to take a teacup from one of his sets. In order to satisfy payment you will need to smash one of the teacups to the floor. Making sure it shatters into many pieces. Once it has been sufficiently shattered (you will only get one chance to shatter it so make it count) you will need to shove every piece of the tea cup into your rectum, and hold it in while singing Abba's "Dancing Queen" Once you have finished the song you are free to leave. You'll be given the chance to the the technician's doctor who will thoroughly clean your rectum of debris, and patch you up.

The technician is a stern but fair person, respect his wishes and you shouldn't get hurt.
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This guy clearly knows his stuff.
 
snoogit said:
Heres what you do (make sure you have your router and ethernet cord with you before performing these tasks)

1. Find the nearest brothel, there should be at least one within 20 miles.
2. When in the brothel find the girl with "the glasses" If your brothel does not have a girl with glasses kill the owner, rip out the aorta, and pack it in your suitcase. You will need this later. Any girl with glasses will do, its how you know they are trained for what comes next.
3. When you find a girl with glasses, tell her you need to use the bathroom, and that you'd like some lemonade.
4. Upon hearing this she will take you to who you need to see, depending on your location this could take several days, so pack accordingly.
5. When the girl with the glasses brings you to a wooden door (don't let her take you to a steel door, because she will try) knock to the tune of "Shave and a hair cut"
6. If she brought you to the right door (The door will have a red woodpecker on the front with the phrase "combibo meus genitor") A short man of 5ft will jump out, and order the girl with the glasses to a chamber, you should follow the short man.
7. The short man will take you to a room filled with old tea sets, DO NOT TOUCH THE TEA SETS YET, OR YOU WILL DIE. There will be a chair in this room. Sit your ass down and listen.
8. You'll be asked to present your router, and your Ethernet cord to the voice over the loud speakers in the room. A man will enter the room from the steel door to the left. Hand your router to him.
9. When the technician is done with your router (and this is very important) present to him any aortas you collected. This will be accepted as payment for services rendered and you are free to go. However if you did not remember to bring your aortas, or lost them along the way the technician will allow you to redeem yourself with "step 10"
10. The technician will order you to take a teacup from one of his sets. In order to satisfy payment you will need to smash one of the teacups to the floor. Making sure it shatters into many pieces. Once it has been sufficiently shattered (you will only get one chance to shatter it so make it count) you will need to shove every piece of the tea cup into your rectum, and hold it in while singing Abba's "Dancing Queen" Once you have finished the song you are free to leave. You'll be given the chance to the the technician's doctor who will thoroughly clean your rectum of debris, and patch you up.

The technician is a stern but fair person, respect his wishes and you shouldn't get hurt.
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Unfortunately, I already repped you yesterday :|
 
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