I plan on spontaneously combusting
More like likely you'll get your blood alcohol level so high eventually that when you go to light one up you'll just blow up.
Sort of like Ricky's mom in Better off Dead.
I seriously doubt there is much chance of you winding up in ZRH's dish cabinet. What do you want to happen to your body when you die?
haha, my sig at genmay is "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
Horrible joke time courtesy of reddit:
When you die, you see your life going by in a flash...
Steve jobs didn't. Apple doesn't support Flash.
I'm taking these organs to the grave. If the egyptians are right, I'll need them to live forever on another plain.
Man, it's like you're my slightly less evil twin.or... scuba diving "accident" where my corpse is never found but instead consumed by fish at least 1000 feet below.