Baby ETFC is alive. Steve Jobs, not so much.

[JAXvillain]

I plan on spontaneously combusting

 

[b_sinning]

I plan on spontaneously combusting

More like likely you'll get your blood alcohol level so high eventually that when you go to light one up you'll just blow up.

Sort of like Ricky's mom in Better off Dead.

 

[JAXvillain]

More like likely you'll get your blood alcohol level so high eventually that when you go to light one up you'll just blow up.

Sort of like Ricky's mom in Better off Dead.

haha, my sig at genmay is "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

 

[plot]

I seriously doubt there is much chance of you winding up in ZRH's dish cabinet. What do you want to happen to your body when you die?

family cemetery on the side of a hay field.

or... scuba diving "accident" where my corpse is never found but instead consumed by fish at least 1000 feet below.

 

[fly]

haha, my sig at genmay is "Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."

Man, you should really make that your sig here...

 

[JAXvillain]

Man, you should really make that your sig here...

done!

 

[fly]

done!

WOW

 

[plot]

epic signature

 

[Coqui]

Horrible joke time courtesy of reddit:

When you die, you see your life going by in a flash...

Spoiler

Steve jobs didn't. Apple doesn't support Flash.

Awesome

 

[b_sinning]

 

[Coqui]

I'm taking these organs to the grave. If the egyptians are right, I'll need them to live forever on another plain.

They still remove them from your body, which doesn't happen here

 

[Petunia]

iSad​

 

[APRIL]

HORRIBLE THREAD TITLE

 

[eileenbunny]

Wait, what?

 

[Rollout]

Who changed my perfectly witty, well thought out thread title to this BS?

 

[Petunia]

THIS THREAD NAME RAPE IS NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT, NOW I NORMALLY LOL AT THE TITLE RAPES CUZ THEY ARE FUNNY, THIIIIIIIIIIIS ONE HOWEVER IS NOT!!! DO U PEOPLE HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OUR FIERCE FURRY LEADER? JESUS FAWKEN CHRIST!​

 

[plot]

fly did it.

 

[Rollout]

What a noob.

 

[APRIL]

fly did it.

He got what he deserved.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

or... scuba diving "accident" where my corpse is never found but instead consumed by fish at least 1000 feet below.

Man, it's like you're my slightly less evil twin.