Ontopic Cutting the Cheese

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Careful, don't ship your pants.

Oh, I'll definitely have to keep a spare pair in the car.

 

[nukes]

I've sharted so many times I lost count.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ya it was a whole lot of product, but enough to make me feel like I need to change everything below the waist.

#old

So you just sat in a puddle of your own broth?

 

[nukes]

Here's the shart drill when driving a car:
Drive half standing up post shart, you don't want that crap (literally) leaking.

Find the NEAREST restroom. Throw away underwear, clean up. Go immediately home and shower.
Rinse and repeat.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I tell you too much.

Maybe he's not as malleable as you thought. Apparently he'll sell you down the river for a nickel.

 

[Darth Handsome]

APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS APRIL POOPED HER PANTS

Dont get any of it on your Wimbledon outfit, it might stain

 

[APRIL]

Maybe he's not as malleable as you thought. Apparently he'll sell you down the river for a nickel.

it's deserving.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So have you bathed at all since this "incident"?
Or are you still wallering in your own mess?

 

[APRIL]

So have you bathed at all since this "incident"?
Or are you still wallering in your own mess?

Why shower now when I can live a life on easy street in my own filth?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now youre getting it

 

[Valve1138]

Why shower now when I can live a life on easy street in my own filth?

Like @nukes apparently.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Why shower now when I can live a life on easy street in my own filth?

Ok google, next time I visit fly and April remind me to not hug April.

 

[Valve1138]

Installed one of these today:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007RH5GZI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

with a preamp. So much better signal quality than whatever the fuck was left here by the previous owner. We had started to get uneven signal at night.

 

[kiwi]

Ok google, next time I visit fly and April remind me to not hug April.

This is really just a good policy to have all the time. You never know where she's been.

 

[APRIL]

This is really just a good policy to have all the time. You never know where she's been.

Oh I let you all know exactly where I've been.

 

[kiwi]

Oh I let you all know exactly where I've been.

Good point.

Even more reason to never hug you!

 

[Jehannum]

Installed one of these today:

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B007RH5GZI/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

with a preamp. So much better signal quality than whatever the fuck was left here by the previous owner. We had started to get uneven signal at night.

Did you install both at once, or did you do a proper A/B comparison with the preamp on both?

 

[Valve1138]

Did you install both at once, or did you do a proper A/B comparison with the preamp on both?

A/b/c/d

I have a signal meter app that shows me the details from my Hdhomerun Extend.

Tried several combos.

 

[Valve1138]

SlingTV kinda blows. Last night Cooking Channel cut out, and today a bunch of channels won't play live tv.

At least it's only the 7 day free trial.

I think we'll try PS Vue next. No comedy Central, but whatevs.

 

[Valve1138]

Looks like we've settle on PS Vue. It works well on both our ATV 4's and FireTV. With a max of 5 streams at once we shouldn't have any issues provided my father in law doesn't destroy anything.

Next cord cutting project is to try and get the Baltimore VHF stations that CBS and FOX are on, 11 and 13. It just barely tickles the tip of the VHF element we've got now that is pointed 45 degrees away in the wrong direction for Baltimore. So I'm going to try one of these.

https://www.amazon.com/Deep-Fringe-...1493765057&sr=8-2&keywords=VHF+Fringe+antenna