Thread Cool Things The Pope says

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My name is Mud, but call me Aloysius Devadander Abercrombie
That's long for Mud, so I've been told.

Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is mud and it's always been

 

[Mikeawesome]

all these rites and rituals sound ridiculous. almost like some kind of cult.

 

[Amstel]

Or a college greek organization.

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

all these rites and rituals sound ridiculous. almost like some kind of cult.

I think that "emergency" forced baptism because one person feels that you should be indoctrinated into their personal beliefs is the most fucked up thing ever.

 

[helenabear]

I think that "emergency" forced baptism because one person feels that you should be indoctrinated into their personal beliefs is the most fucked up thing ever.

agreed! I get why real emergency baptisms are there, but that shit? Nope.

 

[thintoast]

The fuck is an emergency baptism? HOLY SHIT GUYS GET IN HERE AND BAPTIZE THIS LITTLE FUCKER! HIS LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!

 

[Mikeawesome]

gotta baptize the baby before god gives it cancer

 

[thintoast]

MOVE THAT BUS!

 

[fly]

I didn't read the thread but why is this news? Other than the last Pope, that has been the church's stance for years.

 

[helenabear]

I didn't read the thread but why is this news? Other than the last Pope, that has been the church's stance for years.

I think that's it - he's a complete opposite of the last Pope so it is news anytime the current says anything that is remotely liberal/open minded.

I grew up with evolution so not news to me, but awesome the way this guy said it all too.

@thintoast emergency baptism is truly for the ill babies that may not make it. Even if you spent a half a day in a Christian school you'd know why baptism is important to many. Some use it as an excuse to baptize grandchildren/cousins/etc that they want in the faith. Those should rot in hell.

 

[thintoast]

I'm sure we covered that in my Lutheran school, I just didn't pay any attention to it. I'm good at that.

Hell, I rarely ever memorized the bible verses that we had to memorize every week. I thought it was retarded and made no sense.

 

[Petunia]

God Bless this Thread

 

[helenabear]

I'm sure we covered that in my Lutheran school, I just didn't pay any attention to it. I'm good at that.

Hell, I rarely ever memorized the bible verses that we had to memorize every week. I thought it was retarded and made no sense.

Well alrighty then....

Figured a guy like you would have a clue that most Christians believe you need to be baptized (some require more than that though) to get into heaven. Even a lot of atheists know this and hate being told that too... repent, be saved now BAPTIZE!!!!

 

[fly]

I think that's it - he's a complete opposite of the last Pope so it is news anytime the current says anything that is remotely liberal/open minded.

I grew up with evolution so not news to me, but awesome the way this guy said it all too.

@thintoast emergency baptism is truly for the ill babies that may not make it. Even if you spent a half a day in a Christian school you'd know why baptism is important to many. Some use it as an excuse to baptize grandchildren/cousins/etc that they want in the faith. Those should rot in hell.

Well the last Pope was a dick. JP2 validated evolution as well, iirc.

 

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[Mikeawesome]

catholics are cannibals

 

[JAXvillain]

catholics are cannibals

Can you blame them? People are delicious!

 

[Duke]

catholics are cannibals

The same could be said about you considering how much sausage you gobble behind the 7-11 on weekend nights.

 

[Mikeawesome]

why would jesus want people to eat his meat though

 

[Mikeawesome]

The same could be said about you considering how much sausage you gobble behind the 7-11 on weekend nights.

they were going to throw them out anyways