Hawt Congratulations Everyone Else!

[Strings]

Now you're getting it.
You really shouldn't read my posts on a full stomach.

I read them while hiding my eyes.

 

[\m/]

My 89-year-old grandmother read them and now she's scarred for life.

She had such a bright future too.

 

[nukes]

My 89-year-old grandmother read them and now she's scarred for life.

She had such a bright future too.

What's her number?
I'll send you the vids.

 

[\m/]

What's her number?
I'll send you the vids.

6-5555

 

[Strings]

6-5555

I don't know, Nukes ... I don't think that's a real phone number. Maybe it's her extension.

 

[nukes]

I don't know, Nukes ... I don't think that's a real phone number. Maybe it's her extension.

5℅
\M/ feels threatened, granny thinks I'm hot.
He can't stand the idea of me as an Awkward In-law.

 

[Strings]

5℅
\M/ feels threatened, granny thinks I'm hot.
He can't stand the idea of me as an Awkward In-law.

Is it because you're only half Jewish ya think?

 

[nukes]

Is it because you're only half Jewish ya think?

The halfbreed thing is powerful.
Jews shun me, Christians need me to fulfill Revelations.
I'm so torn.

 

[\m/]

It was supposed to be an "old" joke, i.e. the length of phone numbers 75 years ago

...you know, because she's old and-- oh fuck it

 

[Darth Handsome]

I like this asshole.

 

[nukes]

I like this asshole.

M has potential.
But I'm not taking the time to type front slash M backslash or visa versa.
Fucker has a shittyass name.

 

[\m/]

M has potential.
But I'm not taking the time to type front slash M backslash or visa versa.
Fucker has a shittyass name.

You're right, typing out frontslash and backslash is way easier. Somebody change my name, asap.

 

[HipHugHer]

It was supposed to be an "old" joke, i.e. the length of phone numbers 75 years ago

...you know, because she's old and-- oh fuck it

You forgot the prefix.

Pennsylvania 6-5000.

 

[HipHugHer]

This \m/ fella might be alright.

For some reason \ and / are on different keyboards on my phone. What a dipshit thing to do.

 

[Strings]

This \m/ fella might be alright.

For some reason \ and / are on different keyboards on my phone. What a dipshit thing to do.

I think \m/ is only one or two asinine comments away from FBK membership qualification.
We might have to open the books on this one.

 

[\m/]

I think \m/ is only one or two asinine comments away from FBK membership qualification.
We might have to open the books on this one.

Fat bitch killa?

 

[nukes]

Fat bitch killa?

FratboiKlownz.
How much would the hit cost tho?

 

[\m/]

FratboiKlownz.
How much would the hit cost tho?

I got no beef with April

 

[nukes]

I got no beef with April

She's not fat.

 

[APRIL]

She's not fat.

I'm yuuugggeeee