Hawt Congratulations Everyone Else!

[HipHugHer]

Like a raisin on a rib bone.

 

[MacG]

I'm yuuugggeeee

In my heart, you are.

My favorite person on the internets. Both fugly and hot, smart but stupid, woman but a boy.

You are many things, and nothing at the same time. You are on quantum physics level, you are Schrodinger's cat, but in person.



ps: I'd hit it, and not hit it at the same time.

 

[APRIL]

In my heart, you are.

My favorite person on the internets. Both fugly and hot, smart but stupid, woman but a boy.

You are many things, and nothing at the same time. You are on quantum physics level, you are Schrodinger's cat, but in person.



ps: I'd hit it, and not hit it at the same time.

You flatter.

 

[APRIL]

In my heart, you are.

My favorite person on the internets. Both fugly and hot, smart but stupid, woman but a boy.

You are many things, and nothing at the same time. You are on quantum physics level, you are Schrodinger's cat, but in person.



ps: I'd hit it, and not hit it at the same time.

You flatter.

 

[MacG]

You flatter.

Schrödinger's Ape.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im your favorite you f'n liar.

 

[MacG]

Im your favorite you f'n liar.

Shhhsss don't spoil it, I'm working on getting some nudes from @APRIL.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Shhhsss don't spoil it, I'm working on getting some nudes from @APRIL.

Oh okay sorry sorry.

 

[APRIL]

Shhhsss don't spoil it, I'm working on getting some nudes from @APRIL.

For a chick who has been on the internet since she was 14ish.... surprisingly, there aren't any nudes out there.

 

[Darth Handsome]

For a chick who has been on the internet since she was 14ish.... surprisingly, there aren't any nudes out there.

Such restraint.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Computers were still the size of a Buick when i was 14.

 

[MacG]

For a chick who has been on the internet since she was 14ish.... surprisingly, there aren't any nudes out there.

Let's break the cycle.

Also, there won't be any nudes of you on the internet when you send them to me. I wouldn't share you with anyone else.

Any-fucking-one.

@fly


You hear me, you lucky bastard. You can't handle April, pack her up and send her to me, I'mma treat her right.

I already put a cat house for her in the gazebo.

 

[MacG]

I'm old as fuck

Yeah, we know.

Buick sized computers, @nukes' pet velociraptor etc. etc. sheesh it smells like a retirement home here.

 

[APRIL]

Such restraint.

It's like you know me.

 

[APRIL]

Let's break the cycle.

Also, there won't be any nudes of you on the internet when you send them to me. I wouldn't share you with anyone else.

Any-fucking-one.

@fly


You hear me, you lucky bastard. You can't handle April, pack her up and send her to me, I'mma treat her right.

I already put a cat house for her in the gazebo.

Sweet. Maybe there can be an Ape Timeshare program. Payment is made in cats.

 

[MacG]

Sweet. Maybe there can be an Ape Timeshare program. Payment is made in cats.

Or maybe fly may have an unfortunate accident.

 

[APRIL]

Or maybe fly may have an unfortunate accident.

Hiisssssssss

 

[MacG]

Hiisssssssss

No, bad April, bad April!

 

[APRIL]

Get the spray bottle! She's about to jump on the counter!

 

[Duke]

You flatter.

flatter than what?