Hawt Congratulations Everyone Else!

[Frau Blugher]

She might kick my ass though. I think it would be a pretty good scrap.

If you were on the wrestling team in junior high you'd know the "Saturday night " hold .

Basically a 69 with a kirby grip

 

[Frau Blugher]

Would that be considered an act of war?

Nope .

 

[Darth Handsome]

If you were on the wrestling team in junior high you'd know the "Saturday night " hold .

Basically a 69 with a kirby grip

Wrestling? That's lame. I'd just get a good hold of her jersey with my left & jackhammer her with my right. Thats my standard MO.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Imagine the venomous hate she'd be boiling over with, me being a white male & all.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Wrestling? That's lame. I'd just get a good hold of her jersey with my left & jackhammer her with my right. Thats my standard MO.

I used to play with a keyboardist who was er ee um , diminutive , and he would jump from six feet away
onto my torso and crawl around me diagonally over my shoulder and just keep circling . It was a good visual effect in an ambiguously gay cirque du soleil kinda way .

 

[Frau Blugher]

It was the speed that he did it with that was impressive .

 

[Darth Handsome]

It was the speed that he did it with that was impressive .

The three of us should hook up.

 

[Frau Blugher]

The 'heinous grievous garden show' tour

 

[Frau Blugher]

His father was a genuine real professional clown and played squeeze-box with a thick scottish brogue singing voice .

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Heard this on the radio the other day. Hadn't heard it in over a decade.

I miss grunge.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

His father was a genuine real professional clown and played squeeze-box with a thick scottish brogue singing voice .

You just made me think of this one

 

[APRIL]

Pls gorge yourself on beans and cream cheese first and reverse cowgirl his face off into the sunset .

I'm on it.

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[MacG]

I used to play with a keyboardist who was er ee um , diminutive , and he would jump from six feet away
onto my torso and crawl around me diagonally over my shoulder and just keep circling . It was a good visual effect in an ambiguously gay cirque du soleil kinda way .

Did you describe a cat or a person?

We have cats here who do that.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Did you describe a cat or a person?

We have cats here who do that.

Keyboardistist's are people too , fucking racist . /beaver smilie

 

[Frau Blugher]

Shenanigans and knuckle cream .

 

[MacG]

Keyboardistist's are people too , fucking racist . /beaver smilie

Hehehe the good old beaver smile.

 

[HipHugHer]

She might kick my ass though. I think it would be a pretty good scrap.

She was a linebacker for the Bears after all.

 

[Darth Handsome]

She was a linebacker for the Bears after all.

That cunt can go fuck herself.

 

[HipHugHer]

That cunt can go fuck herself.

How dare you talk like that about the first (alleged) female in the NFL.

 

[Darth Handsome]

How dare you talk like that about the first (alleged) female in the NFL.

Sorry, it was a reflex. Im so tired from "being better" after I was shamed for golfing with other white men on Fathers Day.