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April25 said:
Its not like we met on a dating website, or myspace, or a chat room.


Wait.. genmay is worse.


Deleting post now.
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Hey, there is nothing wrong with that. Chim and I met on genmay, and look at us. huh, I guess everyone who meets from genmay sucks dick.
 
BeerAd said:
I better go hit up Myspace then since those chicks ARENT whores like you would find in a bar :fly:
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If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.

Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
 
Thorn Bird said:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small,
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her, then she starts,
To do the things that will break his heart.

But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life.
An ugly woman cooks meals all the time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say you have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway.
Her face is ugly, her eyes don't match.
Take it from me, she's a better catch.

Say, man?
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, and she's sure is ugly. Ha!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright.
Unfortunately, she has acne.
That's a shame, baby.
Yeah, baby.
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I am gonna have that song in my head all day now!!!! thanks a lot :fly:
 
Funny Update...

Elliot went to hang out with the friend last night and she was there, ended up fuckin another one of our friends on the couch. Its been tainted now, I will continue trying to find a non-whore in Florida, wish me luck!
 
ooooo...i want to know more about the secret world of gay sex...there's got to be more than just airport bathrooms!!
 
BeerAd said:
Funny Update...

Elliot went to hang out with the friend last night and she was there, ended up fuckin another one of our friends on the couch. Its been tainted now, I will continue trying to find a non-whore in Florida, wish me luck!
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Yeah that's amazing. I never saw that coming.

Also, why is she a whore for having sex? Isn't that what you want too?
 
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