Yeah thanks I totally feel the love bastard
[ ] Start the revenge plot
edited my post
Yeah thanks I totally feel the love bastard
[ ] Start the revenge plot
edited my post
uh oh, you called April hot. She's totally going to be pissed
So all the gay jokes weren't gay jokes.
Things to do before I die:
[ ] Sail from Baltimore to Amsterdam
[ ] Take motorcycle trip across continental United States
[x] Write love poem for wife
[ ] Eat 10 saltine crackers in a minute without taking a drink
[ ] Go to a tappas restaraunt
[ ] Do wife in the butt
[ ] Visit the basement of the Alamo
[x] Post annoing list on teh intarweb
[ ] Eat the correct number of hamburgers
[ ] Get shitfaced on Night Train with the Pope
[X] Float through life day to day
This is actually a variation of Buddhism's Middle Way. I like to refer to it as The Path Of Least Resistance.
it keeps stress to a minimum until something comes along to screw up the flow
it keeps stress to a minimum until something comes along to screw up the flow
That would be a wife and child that interfere with his computering habits.
When I was in high school a friend and I tried to work out rules for driving a car along the path of least resistance. We had to create exceptions for certain situations that would get us trapped in endless loops, and ultimately learned that a car driven along the path of least resistance will end up in northeast Washington, DC at a KFC full of Ukrainians. Who knew?
When I was in high school a friend and I tried to work out rules for driving a car along the path of least resistance. We had to create exceptions for certain situations that would get us trapped in endless loops, and ultimately learned that a car driven along the path of least resistance will end up in northeast Washington, DC at a KFC full of Ukrainians. Who knew?
Well my cube mate is Ukrainian. Does that count?
Only if he is passionate about fried chicken.
he likes slabs of buttered lard on rye with vodka