Check list of things to dos before u dies

[APRIL]

[X] Do 23 men at once.

 

[kiwi]

[X] Do 23 men at once.

Just because you weigh the same as 23 men, does not mean you can count masturbation as doing 23 men at once.

 

[Fat Burger]

[X] Start a career in IT
[X] Get married
[X] Buy a house
[ ] Finish this list


I'm sort of stuck on the last one, it's a bit of a catch-22. In retrospect, it may not have been the best idea.

 

[APRIL]

Just because you weigh the same as 23 men, does not mean you can count masturbation as doing 23 men at once.

You're always crushing my party. kekeke

 

[Syrup Beaver]

How far down in the Med is the Britannica?

About 400 feet or so, a few people have dove on her. I need more experience and training, but the biggest obstacle is the Greek government.

 

[Coqui]

[X] Do 23 men at once.

No wonder you have hearing problems and respiratory issues.

 

[Dharma1521]

[ ] Blow up Zac's house.

 

[APRIL]

[ ] Blow up Zac's house.

Failure.

 

[Dharma1521]

Failure.

Well part two of my goals involved buying you a puppy so STFU.

 

[APRIL]

Well part two of my goals involved buying you a puppy so STFU.

Suceed!

 

[JAXvillain]

Suceed!

that's a catch-22 though...you wouldn't have a house to keep the puppy in

 

[Dharma1521]

that's a catch-22 though...you wouldn't have a house to keep the puppy in

My house (another secret part of my plan

 

[JAXvillain]

My house (another secret part of my plan

if your plan comes to fruition I want many of the hawt girl on girl action

 

[water]

Get in a huge gun battle and yell "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!!!" [ ]

 

[BeerAd]

[X]Drink
[X]Drank
[X]Drunk
[X]Happy

 

[b_sinning]

[]A perfect Dukes of Hazard Slide Across a Car Hood while being chased
[]Jump a car a few hundred yards across a ravine while being chased while yelling "YeeHaw"

 

[kiwi]

[]April
[]Thorn
[]Fuxx
[]April, Thorn, and Fuxx at the same time.

 

[Onnotangu]

oh, you dick...I've done 2 but not 3...the bar has been raised!

I've beaten that bar.
5

 

[Fat Burger]

I'm farther along Kiwi's list than she is!

 

[Onnotangu]

I'm farther along Kiwi's list than she is!

I'm jealous