Check list of things to dos before u dies

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How's your list coming along?

I'm not doing so well ...

[x] Graduate from College
[ ] Compete on the Iron Chef
[ ] Visit Japan
[ ] Meet Sarcasmo
[ ] Two Chicks at the same time
[x] Beat a dude up in front of his daughter
[ ] Own a Ferrari
[ ] Be in a really bad movie
 
1) Take vengeance on those responsible for the cancellation of Knight Rider and Airwolf.[x]
2) Take back Cuba from the Castro family.[ ]
3) Get a good cover identity and a hot cover wife. [x]
4) Wank race Fly to orgasm while watching April and Kiwi make out. [ ]
5) Wank-race elpmis to orgasm while watching Fly and Sarcasmo make out. [ ]
6) Stop drinking Nyquil excessively. [ ]
 
[ ] pimp slap the next asshole who comes into my office and interrupts my posting
[ ] Influx. Repeatedly.
[ ] SRC while Mikey watches BET
[ ] Akasha while watching Xena reruns and ululating
[ ] record W_a_W trying to pay various blondes with fake tits to pose in pics with him
[ ] pull Excalibur from theac's asshole
[ ] extend my lifestyle from penny-to-penny to nickel-to-nickel
[ ] figure out how a hip-hop DJ can be an English teacher without the world imploding on itself
[ ] figure out how a titless girl who drinks pork grease can be so damn attractive
[ ] get Floptical back on the forum
[ ] Trick Drool into fabricating me a house
[ ] Have a novel optioned into a record-breaking motion picture with Bruce Campbell in the leading role.
[ ] slow motion sawhorseback riding with elpmis
[ ] consume Knyte's flesh for a permanent +5 bonus to hilarity
Is Dharma fat?
[ ] yes
[ ] totally


I should probably get started pretty soon.

edit: [x] pimp slap the next asshole who comes into my office and interrupts my posting - haha fuck you Linda
 
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Sarcasmo said:
[ ] pimp slap the next asshole who comes into my office and interrupts my posting
[ ] Influx. Repeatedly.
[ ] SRC while Mikey watches BET
[ ] Akasha while watching Xena reruns and ululating
[ ] record W_a_W trying to pay various blondes with fake tits to pose in pics with him
[ ] pull Excalibur from theac's asshole
[ ] extend my lifestyle from penny-to-penny to nickel-to-nickel
[ ] figure out how a hip-hop DJ can be an English teacher without the world imploding on itself
[ ] figure out how a titless girl who drinks pork grease can be so damn attractive
[ ] get Floptical back on the forum
[ ] Trick Drool into fabricating me a house
[ ] Have a novel optioned into a record-breaking motion picture with Bruce Campbell in the leading role.
[ ] slow motion sawhorseback riding with elpmis
[ ] consume Knyte's flesh for a permanent +5 bonus to hilarity


I should probably get started pretty soon.

edit: [x] pimp slap the next asshole who comes into my office and interrupts my posting - haha fuck you Linda
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Yeah thanks I totally feel the love bastard

[ ] Start the revenge plot
 
Poop on Sarcasmo[]
Poop on fly[x]
Send poop through the mail[x]
Trick the wife into having her face by my butt while I rip a big fart[]
Poop in the neighbors yard[x]
Trick April into drinking pork grease[x]
Crush the non-believers[]
 
[] see one of the great capes from the water (i don't necessarily have to sail around it)
[] take the train from halifax to victoria
[] learn another language (probably spanish or russian)
[] visit south america
[] sail across an ocean

since i'm composing this list for the first time there's nothing checked off yet.
 
JPatrick said:
Poop on Sarcasmo[]
Poop on fly[x]
Send poop through the mail[x]
Trick the wife into having her face by my butt while I rip a big fart[]
Poop in the neighbors yard[x]
Trick April into drinking pork grease[x]
Crush the non-believers[]
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[ ] funzie volume 2
 
JPatrick said:
Poop on Sarcasmo[]
Poop on fly[x]
Send poop through the mail[x]
Trick the wife into having her face by my butt while I rip a big fart[]
Poop in the neighbors yard[x]
Trick April into drinking pork grease[x]
Crush the non-believers[]
Figure out why I quit making Bub comics like a fucking jerk []
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