Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
You would have fallen in love with me.
I’m well. Tired, but well.
i would have fallen in love with the camry fur shure!
are you a daddy yet?
(ps you will always be my west coast daddy)
You would have fallen in love with me.
I’m well. Tired, but well.
I sure am. He’ll be 2 months old on Thursday. I can’t believe how much he looks like me when I was a couple months old.i would have fallen in love with the camry fur shure!
are you a daddy yet?
(ps you will always be my west coast daddy)
I sure am. He’ll be 2 months old on Thursday. I can’t believe how much he looks like me when I was a couple months old.
Also, living in WA state, I’ll be your PNW daddy.
I don’t. Waiting to hear back but the lab is over run with COVID tests.Do you know who the mother is?
His name is Foster Blair.omg CONGRATULATIONS babe!!
tell me everything, how much did he weigh, how was Mommy doing after delivery, were you in the room, did you cut the cord, did you faint, did you drive them home in the Camry, how much do you love being a dad! Tell me everything
arent both of those girls names?His name is Foster Blair.
He was 8lbs2oz and 22 inches long.
I was in the room, I watched him come out, didn’t faint and cut the cord. I drove them home in my wife’s lesbian Subi. My lesbian Subi stayed at home.
I’m pretty sure no. Foster is usually a surname and Blair is androgynous.arent both of those girls names?
awww I love the name!! especially Blair.His name is Foster Blair.
He was 8lbs2oz and 22 inches long.
I was in the room, I watched him come out, didn’t faint and cut the cord. I drove them home in my wife’s lesbian Subi. My lesbian Subi stayed at home.
Blair is my wife’s grandparents last name.awww I love the name!! especially Blair.
Whats the significance or did it just resonate with you guises?
8.2lbs is a healthy bb! wow mine was like 5lbs
does he have lots of hair? is he bald(ing) like daddy
how is he sleeping at night?
are you back at work?
IM SOOOO HAPPY FOR YOU BABY! Tell Little Foster his Auntie Kiki says Wassssup
those weight estimate are like "yeah, plus or minus 4 lbs"Blair is my wife’s grandparents last name.
I was fully expecting him to come out around 7lbs since I was 23 inches long and about 6 lbs. Unfortunately he ended up with my ultra long foot fingers and prematurely permanent receding hairline. There’s not a lot of hair yet, but just enough to see it.
I learned a few tricks to help calm him down when he gets colicky. He hasn’t been that bad because of it. He sleeps about 4-5 hours at a time at night. My wife and I have a schedule that allows both of us an equal amount of sleep so we’re not completely exhausted in the morning, just pretty tired. We’re sleep princesses.
i am back to work. I was able to take a week off after he was born to help out and get to know him a little bit. And now I’m going to sound evil because I’m going to say that I’m selfishly grateful for COVID. It’s because of COVID that o got to work from home for the first month of his life. Then 2 weeks later someone in our office tested positive so we had to quarantine and work from home for another 2 weeks. So I basically got to spend the first two months with him. How many fathers get to spend that much time with their newborn? Very few.
anyways... how have you been? What have you been up to? Whoring around Guelph, dancing on the hoods of Beemers? Neglecting your kids for a McBurger?
unsolicited parent advice time!Blair is my wife’s grandparents last name.
I was fully expecting him to come out around 7lbs since I was 23 inches long and about 6 lbs. Unfortunately he ended up with my ultra long foot fingers and prematurely permanent receding hairline. There’s not a lot of hair yet, but just enough to see it.
I learned a few tricks to help calm him down when he gets colicky. He hasn’t been that bad because of it. He sleeps about 4-5 hours at a time at night. My wife and I have a schedule that allows both of us an equal amount of sleep so we’re not completely exhausted in the morning, just pretty tired. We’re sleep princesses.
i am back to work. I was able to take a week off after he was born to help out and get to know him a little bit. And now I’m going to sound evil because I’m going to say that I’m selfishly grateful for COVID. It’s because of COVID that o got to work from home for the first month of his life. Then 2 weeks later someone in our office tested positive so we had to quarantine and work from home for another 2 weeks. So I basically got to spend the first two months with him. How many fathers get to spend that much time with their newborn? Very few.
anyways... how have you been? What have you been up to? Whoring around Guelph, dancing on the hoods of Beemers? Neglecting your kids for a McBurger?
Unsolicited parental advice is welcome! Thanks for that.unsolicited parent advice time!
Rock n' play next to the bed helped a ton with GERD for our older one. Yeah, guidance says kids cant sleep in it, but if theyre getting zero sleep cause constant acid in their throat thats not great for em either.
that was the other thing, wasnt sure if ya'll were on formula. Getting the PRECISE mix right makes all the difference. We had to do some custom shit with 2 parts orange can (lactose free) to one part blue can to get the second kid to not just immediately throw up.Unsolicited parental advice is welcome! Thanks for that.
At this point he’s on a formula for a lactose intolerance. He has sooooo much gas with breast milk. Even with regular formula. All of the farts and screams. We have him on a formula for lactose intolerance and he’s fine with it. But he screams like a banshee when I take the bottle out to burp him. It’s strange because he doesn’t do that for my wife.
My unsolicited parenting advice: kick them out before they become teenagers.