Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Jul 29, 2022 #3,301 What do a tick and the Eiffel tower have in common? They're both Paris-sites. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 1, 2022 #3,302 When a painter gets cold, he puts on another coat. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 1, 2022 #3,303 I put plastic wrap over my TV's speakers, because Saran-sound is all the rage these days. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 2, 2022 #3,304 KFC's bathrooms have no toilet paper because it's finger-lickin' good. Reactions: HipHugHer
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,452 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,340 Steam heyfubuddy Aug 2, 2022 #3,305
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 2, 2022 #3,306 Mean Mr. Mustard said: Click to expand... Not on your bucket list?
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 3, 2022 #3,307 Are people born with photographic memory, or do they develop it? Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 3, 2022 #3,308 Did you hear about the guy who evaporated? He will be mist. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 4, 2022 #3,309 Why does the superconductor fall in love with all the girls? He just can't resistor. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 4, 2022 #3,310 When the metalworker got transformed into a frog, he said, "Rivet rivet". Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 5, 2022 #3,311 I've found the most painful kind of cheese is ow-cheese. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 5, 2022 #3,312 The right triangle couldn't get a date, because it wasn't acute enough. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 5, 2022 #3,313 My mom asked me, "What German city had a republic named after it?" I said, "Wiemar?" She replied, "Because I want to know" Reactions: HipHugHer
My mom asked me, "What German city had a republic named after it?" I said, "Wiemar?" She replied, "Because I want to know"
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 8, 2022 #3,314 I hired a former pirate to do my landscaping. His company is Yarrrrrrd Maintenance. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 8, 2022 #3,315 When my son was using my old TI-30x calculator as a teething helper, he was pretty much just crunching numbers. Reactions: HipHugHer
When my son was using my old TI-30x calculator as a teething helper, he was pretty much just crunching numbers.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 9, 2022 #3,316 In advance of my wife's birthday, she left jewelry catalogs all over the house. I took the hint, and got her a magazine rack. Reactions: HipHugHer
In advance of my wife's birthday, she left jewelry catalogs all over the house. I took the hint, and got her a magazine rack.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 9, 2022 #3,317 I'm late because I couldn't stop staring at the orange juice bottle this morning. It said, "Concentrate". Reactions: HipHugHer
I'm late because I couldn't stop staring at the orange juice bottle this morning. It said, "Concentrate".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 10, 2022 #3,318 Someone just chucked a coke at my head, but I'm OK, it was a soft drink. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Aug 10, 2022 #3,319 What do you get if you cross an octopus with an elephant? Your funding cut, and a visit from the ethics committee. Reactions: HipHugHer
What do you get if you cross an octopus with an elephant? Your funding cut, and a visit from the ethics committee.
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,928 21,701 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,979 Aug 10, 2022 #3,320 When you die, your pupils are the last part of your body to stop working because they dilate. Reactions: HipHugHer