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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
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Did you know that Phil Collins only records his songs in the stu-stu-studio?
I still remember seeing Elvis Costello on David Letterman.
Dave asked him something along the lines of, "you've written so many songs throughout your career, you obviously didn't release them all yourself so what do you do with all those songs?"

Elvis replied, "well the very best ones I keep for myself, the good ones I sell to other artists, and the rest I give to Phil Collins".

True story.
Interview was probably late 80s/early 90s.
 
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ZRH

(retired?) Google-F.U.
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Wife got stung on the forehead by a bee, and I had to take her to the ER for the bruising and swelling.

Good thing I got it with my shovel before it left her face.
When you're driving and you see you ex "damn I'd hit that" doesn't mean what it did 5 years ago.
 
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