Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 13, 2021 #2,721 What do you call a Jedi with four eyes? Jediiii Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 13, 2021 #2,722 Whenever @AppleTurkey is sad, I let her draw on my body. I give her a shoulder to crayon. Reactions: HipHugHer
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,140 18,916 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,638 Apr 13, 2021 #2,723 Just in case anyone misses 4/20 next week... don't worry, you can still get baked on 4/22. Because it's 4/20 too. Reactions: HipHugHer and Jehannum
Just in case anyone misses 4/20 next week... don't worry, you can still get baked on 4/22. Because it's 4/20 too.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 14, 2021 #2,724 A factory that just makes OK products is the satisfactory. Reactions: Strings and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 14, 2021 #2,725 You should only put 239 or fewer beans in a soup, because just one more makes it too farty. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 14, 2021 #2,726 The entire cast of Friends was lost at sea, but it all turned out alright because Lisa Kudrow. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 14, 2021 #2,727 You shouldn’t call a Ring Wraith a “Nazgul”, because the N word is Wraithist. Reactions: Strings
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,591 Apr 14, 2021 #2,728
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 15, 2021 #2,729 You know a drink is sick when it becomes cough-y.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,140 18,916 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,638 Apr 16, 2021 #2,730 I went to the zoo earlier, and they only had one dog there. It was a Shih Tzu. Reactions: Strings
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 19, 2021 #2,731 What kind of people never get angry? Nomads Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 19, 2021 #2,732 Spent my life savings on pasta. Was worth every penne. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 20, 2021 #2,733 I lost my dolphin. I now have no porpoise in life. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 20, 2021 #2,734 There are a lot of terrible jokes in this thread, but at the end of the day... It's night. Reactions: HipHugHer
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,140 18,916 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,638 Apr 20, 2021 #2,735 My dog ate a whole bunch of Scrabble tiles when I wasn't looking. When he goes outside to poop, that could spell disaster. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
My dog ate a whole bunch of Scrabble tiles when I wasn't looking. When he goes outside to poop, that could spell disaster.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 21, 2021 #2,736 Saw a man's wig on sale for $1. It was a small price toupée. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 21, 2021 #2,737 What's a Jehovah's Witness' favorite band? The Doors. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 22, 2021 #2,738 What did the farmer say when all his haystacks were stolen? "That was the last straw". Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Apr 22, 2021 #2,739 Know what's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,591 Apr 23, 2021 #2,740 Back to back dad jokes. Reactions: HipHugHer