Virtually impossible to have those two items fresh at the same time. If you're sourcing locally.
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Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
@Strings I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
A horse walks into a bar.
The bar tender says “Hey.”
The horse says “Sure.”
A horse walks into a bar.
The bar tender says “Hey.”
The horse says “Sure.”
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
One testicle always hangs a little lower than the other so that they don't touch, 'cause that's gay.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
A rabbi, a priest and a monk walk into a bar – WHEREAS
- Each of the parties hereto (also referred to as the "Subjects") collectively are the subjects of the JOKE herein,
- The Bar (also referred to as the "Business") carries on the business of a public house and related commercial activity,
- The Bar, to the fullest extent of its corporate capacity, has agreed to become a party to this JOKE agreed upon herein by the terms of this JOKE as they relate to the matters within its control,
- The aforementioned Subjects are presently all the Subjects in the Bar,
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
what would you call the cleanest band in the world
power of shower
power of shower