Bad Jokes
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
I feel terrible telling you it was terrible, Eddie. But it was terrible.
It was great when the 75 yr old guy told it to me. Don't make me tell you about hot buttered corn!
Two travelling salesman are looking for a place to spend the night. DARTH'S MOM is willing to put them up for a night, but in exchange, one of them must have sex with her. They flip a coin, and the loser goes upstairs with her while the winner stays downstairs. In the dark bedroom, the winner just can't go through with it, so instead of actually doing her, he pleasures her with a few ears of corn which he then tosses out the window. Going downstairs after, the other salesman boasts that while the loser had to do the old lady, he was sitting in the kitchen enjoying hot buttered corn.
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nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
When Tom only chases the most suitable mouse, it's called Jerry-picking.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
When Tom redistricts the house, it's called Jerry-mandering.
When Tom runs over the mouse it becomes a Jeri Curl.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Gonna open a restaurant in Kansas that serves curry on fries called, "Curry on my Wayward Spud", and there will be peas when you're done.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
"I'm full. Can I have the rest in my Leftoverture bag?"
If you eat too much you won't be able to play the game tonight, Nukes.
They're always good but this one has to be some kind of seasonal highlight.
