Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

You can only take werewolves to a temporary dog park.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?


You dont get anything when you cross a vector with a scalar.

 

[Strings]

How did young Hitler tie his little shoesies?
...
With little knotsies
...
Got that from ole Artie.

 

[Strings]

Read it in your German accent.

 

[Jehannum]

A snake walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "How'd you do that?"

 

[wetwillie]

Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other replied.
"What's that mean?"
"It means they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it was cut off?"
"My mom said I was two days old."
"Did it hurt?", the kid asked inquiringly.
"You bet it hurt, I didn't walk for a year!"

 

[Jehannum]

Why do Polish names end in "ski"?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

 

[Jehannum]

How does @Darth Handsome have oral sex?

He stands across the room from the other participant and they yell "FUCK YOU" at each other.

 

[Jehannum]

@Strings and @nukes are in a car together. Who's driving?

The police.

 

[Jehannum]

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?


You dont get anything when you cross a vector with a scalar.

This was underrated, and deserves more gravy.

 

[Domon]

i get the mountain climber = scalar, but how is mosquito vector?

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[Jehannum]

i get the mountain climber = scalar, but how is mosquito vector?

Disease

 

[Domon]

gotcha. Thank you

 

[Jehannum]

Wife asked me to take a spider out instead of killing it.

So I did, we had some drinks, and he's a good guy. Wants to be a web developer.

 

[wetwillie]

Rich gal is walking her French poodle in the park when a homeless dude's mutt rushes up and starts humping the Frenchie.
"Oh my God, make them stop, make them stop" she cries.
"$5" says the homeless guy.
"Yes, Anything, just make them stop."
MAn wets a finger and slams it up the dog's ass - dog immediatly pulls out.
"Oh my God, that's disgusting, what would make you think of that?!"
"That Barney, he can give a fucking but can't take one."

*Don't be a Barney.

 

[Strings]

You're scaring the neighbors, Eddie.

 

[wetwillie]

You're scaring the neighbors, Eddie.

And confusing the children.

 

[OOD]

The comments are good too.

 

[Jehannum]

Just got the news that the guy who fell into the upholstery machine here at work is now completely recovered.