Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That's amore.

When you swim in the creek,
and an eel bites your cheek,
That's a Moray.

 

[Jehannum]

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

Ooh, I bet that's hard on the ol' klondike bar.

 

[gee]

So two guys are out drinking on the town, hammered drunk, to the point where one guy ends up throwing up on himself. "How am I gonna explain this to my wife when I get home?"... and his friend comes up with a great idea. "Here, take this $20 bill and put it in your shirt pocket. Say some guy threw up on you, but apologized and gave you $20 to get it drycleaned"

So home he goes. His wife is like, "what the hell happened to you?"... "Oh, some guy threw up on me, but stuffed twenty bucks in my pocket and said hey man, sorry, here's twenty bucks to pay to get it drycleaned". He takes the shirt off, his wife takes it from him and reaches into the pocket... but pulls out $40 instead. "What's the other $20 for?", she asks...

"Oh, that's from the guy that shit my pants"

 

[Jehannum]

What only washes up on very small beaches?

Microwaves.

 

[Jehannum]

When's the best time to buy a ship?

When it's on sail.

 

[adi]

When's the best time to buy a ship?

When it's on sail.

 

[Floptical]

What did the buffalo say when his son went off to college? Bison.

 

[Domon]

Did you know that what we americans know as a Buffalo is a misnomer? Theres no such thing as buffalo in america. Only bison.

 

[adi]

Did you know that what we americans know as a Buffalo is a misnomer? Theres no such thing as buffalo in america. Only bison.

lots of buffalos here

 

[Domon]

lots of buffalos here

yep yep.

 

[adi]

yep yep.

..and yaks up north
yak wool shawls are the best
yak cheese avoid at all costs

 

[thintoast]

Did you know that what we americans know as a Buffalo is a misnomer? Theres no such thing as buffalo in america. Only bison.

There a Buffalo in New York

 

[adi]

There a Buffalo in New York

well, you know what its correct name is now

 

[thintoast]

well, you know what its correct name is now

Buffalo Whoops I Mean Bison, NY?

 

[thintoast]

Cuz that's kind of a long name.

 

[thintoast]

I'm gonna just call it BWIMB, NY.

 

[adi]

I'm gonna just call it BWIMB, NY.

you should add an O at the end

 

[Duke]

Did you know that what we americans know as a Buffalo is a misnomer? Theres no such thing as buffalo in america. Only bison.

The Great White Buffalo is real. You know nothing, Domon Snow.

 

[thintoast]

you should add an O at the end

Then Ill get sued by Brembo because I created another name that's just a version of a speech impediment of theirs

 

[adi]

Then Ill get sued by Brembo because I created another name that's just a version of a speech impediment of theirs

may be worth getting sued