Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

What do you call an obese Corgi?

Low fat.

 

[Jehannum]

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

 

[thintoast]

My wife was in labor and really unhappy, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her dad jokes, but it didn't work. Next time I'll try to tell her jokes instead of her dad.

 

[Amstel]

 

[Jehannum]

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

 

[Jehannum]

Mike Tyson was thinking the other day, so he yelled out "Thomeone help! I can't thwim!"

 

[Jehannum]

How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Floptical]

Dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

I think that’s our first repeat bad joke.

 

[Jehannum]

How do you tell whether a murder of Crows is suspicious?

You listen for probable caws.

 

[Jehannum]

It must be nice to be a showerhead. Every naked person you see turns you on.

 

[Floptical]

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

 

[Floptical]

What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

 

[Jehannum]

What is green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What's green and smells like paint?

Green paint.

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call it when dinosaurs have a car wreck?

T-rex.

 

[Jehannum]

If you call a ring-wraith a Nazgul, are you wraithist for using the "n" word?

 

[Floptical]

If you call a ring-wraith a Nazgul, are you wraithist for using the "n" word?

Slow day at the lab?

 

[Jehannum]

Slow day at the lab?

Jenkins gone full Leeroy today.

I'm like 5th in the build queue :/

 

[Floptical]

Jenkins gone full Leeroy today.

I'm like 5th in the build queue :/

Then get working on building one of these.

 

[Jehannum]

Then get working on building one of these.

I hurt myself dancing to that at work.

Can I claim Twerkman's comp?