Bad Jokes

[Duke]

 

[Jehannum]

What did @Duke say to his brain tumor?

You're getting on my fucking nerves, bruh!

 

[Duke]

What did @Duke say to his brain tumor?

You're getting on my fucking nerves, bruh!

The correct answer is 'I need to get you out of my head, you're always on my mind"

 

[APRIL]

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten tickles.

This is missing a humorous element.

 

[Duke]

This is missing a humorous element.

You just effectively summarized this entire thread.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Its called the "bad jokes" thread for a reason you joke snobs

 

[Duke]

It was called the DAD jokes thread, you misnomer maker

 

[Jehannum]

This is missing a humorous element.

ur mom

 

[Jehannum]

Its called the "bad jokes" thread for a reason you joke snobs

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

 

[Duke]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

The 45th President of the United States?

 

[Jehannum]

The 45th President of the United States?

...and then the Andorian says, "That's not my antenna".

 

[Duke]

...and then Gomer Pyle said 'Well Gooooolleeeeeyy that ain't my finger either'

 

[Jehannum]

@Valve1138 thinks I'm terrible at electrical repair.

Well, he's in for a shock.

 

[Floptical]

@Valve1138 thinks I'm terrible at electrical repair.

Well, he's in for a shock.

 

[Jehannum]

I believe exactly 12.5% of the bible.

I'm an eighth-theist.

 

[Jehannum]

Why did seven eat nine?

Because you're supposed to get three square meals a day.

 

[OOD]

Why did seven eat nine?

Because you're supposed to get three square meals a day.

I had to think about this way longer than I should have.

 

[Duke]

Why does the number 10 fear the number 7? Because seven eight nine

 

[Jehannum]

I put my grandmother on speed dial, I call it Instagram.

 

[gee]

What fish is made from only 2 sodium atoms?