Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 13, 2022 #3,501 My grandmother was 80% Irish. Her name was Iris. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 14, 2022 #3,502 My friend died because I couldn't remember his blood type for a transfusion. He kept telling me to "be positive", but it's difficult to carry on without him. Reactions: HipHugHer
My friend died because I couldn't remember his blood type for a transfusion. He kept telling me to "be positive", but it's difficult to carry on without him.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 14, 2022 #3,503 What has 8 eyes, 10 legs, and 11 arms? 7 pirates. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 14, 2022 #3,504 What do you call Die Hard without Alan Rickman? Sans Gruber. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 15, 2022 #3,505 Dogs float because they are good buoys. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 15, 2022 #3,506 Did you hear about the necromancer that wants to settle down? He wants to raise a family. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 15, 2022 #3,507 What did Sammy Davis Jr.'s neighbors ask of him when they went on vacation? Please keep on eye on our house. Reactions: NukesII
What did Sammy Davis Jr.'s neighbors ask of him when they went on vacation? Please keep on eye on our house.
NukesII Giant Member Aug 29, 2021 1,293 817 73 57 Somewhere over the rainbow Marklar ₥3,725 Dec 15, 2022 #3,508 Jehannum said: What did Sammy Davis Jr.'s neighbors ask of him when they went on vacation? Please keep on eye on our house. Click to expand... Sammy is a killer drummer. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum said: What did Sammy Davis Jr.'s neighbors ask of him when they went on vacation? Please keep on eye on our house. Click to expand... Sammy is a killer drummer.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 16, 2022 #3,509 There's 3 letter word for 24 hours, but I can't think of it because I'm so tired. I'm going to call it a day. Reactions: HipHugHer
There's 3 letter word for 24 hours, but I can't think of it because I'm so tired. I'm going to call it a day.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 16, 2022 #3,510 What did the leper say to the prostitute? "You can keep the tip" Reactions: HipHugHer
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,928 21,701 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,984 Dec 16, 2022 #3,511 No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 19, 2022 #3,512 Where do bad cooks from Alabama come from? Burningham. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 19, 2022 #3,513 I had a dream that I weighed less than 1/1000th of a gram. I was like, "0mg". Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 20, 2022 #3,514 It's so depressing working on a horse ranch. I'm surrounded by neigh-sayers. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 20, 2022 #3,515 @AppleTurkey says I need to stop with the jokes about leftovers. I'm gonna try going cold turkey. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 20, 2022 #3,516 I'm addicted to watching people eat gingerbread houses. The doctors are calling it Munch Housing by Proxy. Reactions: HipHugHer
I'm addicted to watching people eat gingerbread houses. The doctors are calling it Munch Housing by Proxy.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 20, 2022 #3,517 Does a holy infant so tender and mild imply the existence of a flamin' hot holy infant? Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 21, 2022 #3,518 What does a building wear? Address. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 21, 2022 #3,519 What do a man with a vasectomy and a Christmas tree have in common? Decorative balls. Reactions: HipHugHer and fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,030 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,945 Dec 21, 2022 #3,520 If you drop a piano down a mine shaft, the chord it plays is A flat minor. Reactions: HipHugHer